Starring: Danial Goddard, Katherine Hawkes (who also wrote this sucker).
This dullzilla of a vampire movie suffers from vampires who roar more than bite and a weak script written by an actress in order to put herself over and get more screentime (who does she think she is? David Heavener?)
Somehow Moronic Mark was able to pull something out of this snoozefest (which much help by Robert Carradine), even though his basement was flooded and his lighting was bad.
I was going to count down the days until Valentine’s Day by covering the women from, Valentine (2001) and My Bloody Valentine (1981 & 2009), but then I thought; maybe we should also count down to Friday the 13th (2009)! What a dilemma!
David Heavener has played everything from a mentally unstable Viet Nam vet to a Ragin’ Cajun (in what else? Ragin’ Cajun!) to a down on his luck baseball player, yet the idea of Heavener donning a priest’s collar somehow still comes as a shock. Most people know this rugged actor as the dude kicking major boo-tae through various 90s indie action films (Kill Crazy, Kill or Be Killed, Twisted Fate). However, you might not be aware that he is behind the camera almost as often as he is in front of it. Much like Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack), Heavener figures the only way you’ll get something done the way you want is to do it yourself. In the last two decades, he has starred in-directed-produced-written over ten films. What is the key to his poly-hyphenated lifestyle? The modest filmmaker admits, “It is easy when you have good people around you, which is what I have. I love to act the most.” His latest creation, Confessions of an Exorcist started out just like all the others, but as things began to develop Heavener found that there just might be a home for an episodic series based on exorcisms. I tend to agree.
