Top ten 80's slasher flicks

[son of brain hammer]

Urrutiap is a stupid faggot named Patrick Urrutia who is fucking obssessed with me and keeps sending me e-mails telling me I suck and that he doesn't like the movies I review. I made a topic about him before. Here is one of his posts from gamefaqs so you know who you are dealing with:

Blood Feast 1963 - never heard of it
Night of the Bloody Apes 1969 - never heard of it
I Drink Your Blood 1970 - never heard of it
A Bay of Blood 1971 - never heard of it
Criminally Insane 1975 - also never heard of it
Bloodsucking Freaks 1976- never heard of it either
Last House on Dead End Street 1977- never heard of it
Faces of Death 1978 - never heard of it
Beyond the Darkness 1979 - never heard of it
City of the Living Dead 1980 - never heard of it since i was probably still in my mother's womb
Cannibal Holocaust 1980- have heard but never seen
Contamination 1980- never heard of it
Maniac 1980- never heard of it
Night of the Demon 1980- never heard of it
Xombi Holocaust 1980 - never heard of it
Burial Ground 1981 - never heard of it
Nightmare 1981 - never heard of it
Cannibal Ferox 1981 - never heard of it
Basket Case 1982 - Seen it only once when I was a little kid. Bizarre movie where it got ruined by goofy sequels
Pieces 1982- never heard of it
The Deadly Spawn 1983- never heard of it
Day of the Dead 1985- still have it for VHS and have seen it a bunch of times
Phenomena 1985- This the Creepers flick starring Jennifer Connely?
Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood/ Mermaid in a Manhole 1985/88- never heard of it
Lucker the Necrophagus 1986- also never heard of it
Nekromantik 1987- never heard of it
Henry : Portrait of a Serial Killer 1988- have heard about it but never seen it
Men Behind the Sun 1988- never heard or seen it
The Dead Next Door 1988- never seen it also
Faceless 1988- never seen it
Baby Blood 1989- never seen it or heard about it
Intruder 1989- never heard of it
Luther the Geek 1990- never heard of it
Nightmare Concert 1990 never heard of it
Rki-Oh: The Story of Ricky 1991 have heard about it but never seen it
Dead Alive 1992- still have it for VHS and have seen it a dozen times
Violent **** 2 1992(*=poo)- never heard of it
The Untold Story 1993 never heard of it
Aftermath 1994 never heard of it
Kichiku 1997 never heard of it
Versus 2000 heard about it but never seen it
Ichi The Killer 2001 also have heard about it but never seen it
Plaga Zombie: Mutant Zone 2001 never heard about it
High Tension 2003- seen it and had for DVD a year ago. lost interest
Cannibal 2005 never heard ofit
The Hills Have Eyes 2006 -rented it, seen it and hated it
Agust Underground's Penance 2007 never heard of it
Inside 2007 heard about it but never seen it
Mother of Tears 2007 heard of it but never seen it

Here are some of the e-mails he has sent me:

From: "Patrick" <urrutiap@yahoo.com>
To: felcherdiaries@yahoo.com
Subject: Gamefaqs
Date: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 1:40 AM

Who the hell died and made you the freakin king of gamefaqs? What's so god damn special about these Hammer horror movies anyway? Not everyone watches that crap made by them


From: "Patrick" <urrutiap@yahoo.com>
To: felcherdiaries@yahoo.com
Subject: Hammer films are trash along with Zombie and others
Date: Monday, January 12, 2009 4:02 PM

Can't believe people like you are falling for junk like Zombie and alot of those Italian horror flicks. They're really overrated and probably not that great anyway in the first place.

I have better taste in movies when it comes to horror and I'm not a fool and I'm not into these overrated and overhyped foreign horror flicks with suckey foreign actors.


From: "Patrick" <urrutiap@yahoo.com>
To: felcherdiaries@yahoo.com
[ No Subject ]
Tuesday, January 13, 2009 3:05 PM

You think Jason X sucks? You're the one that sucks dude. You and your shitty taste in stuff like Hammer films or whatever its called.


He's a fucking imbecile who came to these boards to just to start shit with me.

[son of brain hammer]

Here's some more shit this kid has said to me:

You like My Bloody Valentine's Period 3D or whatever. That's fine but I'm telling you that not everyone is into flicks like that along with the Dario whatshislastname movies. Not everyone's cup of tea. Period.

Plus you think that I like dog biscuits? You are a moron if you think I do.

There are other people besides me that are a little curious as to how dog biscuit treats taste like. Good grief. You dont need to pick on someone because they said something like that.

What's so god damn special about these movies anyway? They're all foreign junk and I'm not going to waste money on buying these movies even if they are Hammer Horror stuff.

I'm not brainwashed and suckered in when it comes to these foreign horror flicks. I still havent seen Zombie and any of the Fulci flicks. I just have no interested at all. Period.

Explain to me why you like Brain Hammer think Zombie and or the Fulci junk are so special to you guys. What's so special about them anyway?

not everyone in the U.S. spends all their free time hunting down these Brain Hammer or Hammer film movies which they havent heard of before.

All of them are probably foreign and crappy


Here's the latest e-mail he sent me:

Patrixk Urrutia <wizzo1980@yahoo.com>
To: felcherdiaries@yahoo.com
Subject: You kiss your mother with that mouth of yours?

I actually laugh at your reviews of these overhyped movies like Bloody Valentine and whatever else you find in the garbage dump.By the way I do have a life and no I don't eat dog biscuits. I made a topic about dog biscuits because I've always been curious about how they would taste.

You are the one that is a fucking retard trying to start fights with me and stuff at gamefaqs. If you like those italian horror flicks and whatever crap there is that Fulci and others have made then why don't you go fucking marry them?

I've been at gamefaqs longer than you have you fucking dipshit. I've been around gamefaqs since 1998.

I'm telling you right now that I have better taste in movies and I'm not impressed by these stupid junk horror movies which you post in your review topics. Not everyone watches that crap like Bloody Valentine or evn something like Zombie

I like horror movies but I dont need to watch a horror movie that's too gory and stupid like Bloody Valentine or something like Hostel. I want to see some fuckng plot. Not over the top gore and shit.



The fucking kid posts this shit over and over again like a broken record. When he gets banned from the gamefaqs message boards he sends me e-mails. I mark him as spam so he sends me the same e-mails from different accounts. Now he joins up on these message boards, He's fucking obsessed with me. He can't go a day without telling me the same shit over and over again. I can't figure out what he hopes to accomplish.

Sure, not everyone likes the flicks I review or recommend. No shit. Obviously I know that. Why does he have to keep telling me that he doesn't like them over and over and over again? Does he think I'm going to stop reviewing flicks that he doesn't like? This kid is fucking retarded and really needs to get a life. 

[urrutiap]

I wear panties and I eat cocks for quarters. Everyone in the trailer park has had a piece of me. Good grief.

[son of brain hammer]

Here's the e-mail he just sent me:

Good fucking riddance.  As for your shitty horroryearbook site You can't stop me. I will be posting there whenever I feel like it. Plus I have ways to sign up there and stuff. It's easy these days to get around making up fake names and stuff. Other people have it before to get back on those messageboards. I'm not the only fucking person in the world who has done it.

I will be reading the topics there at horroryearbook whether you like it or not. I just couldn't stand you fucking insulting me at gamefaqs. It was fucking annoying. If I was one of the fucking moderators at gamefaqs I would have banned you. I was tired of seeing you get away with it all the damn time while i kept getting moderated for no fucking reason.

Good fucking bye and have fun with your shitty precious horroyearbook and I will be roaming around there also

[WIL]

By the way I do have a life and no I don't eat dog biscuits. I made a topic about dog biscuits because I've always been curious about how they would taste.

LMAO! I'm going to make him an administrator here. Why don't we have topics about dog biscuits?

[Andrew]

LOL!  Comedy gold.  We should make a section on the main page dedicated to this dude. 

[NightmareManiac]

The Hills Have Eyes 2006 -rented it, seen it and hated it

Well, at least he got that one right.  I can't believe he's never heard of half of the movies on that list, I mean, who hasn't heard of Pieces.  The best part about this guy is the fact that he claims to have better taste in movies than you but has never seen a Fulci film.  HAHAHA!  Fulci Lives and I hope his zombified corpse goes after this guy and munches on what's left of his brain.

have fun with your shitty precious horroyearbook

SHITTY?!?!?!  Get over yourself, you are not that cool.



NightmareManiac

[Larry]

Most MBs would ban a guy like this...you're right Wil, he needs to join and take some punishment Hahahaha!

[WIL]

I love that he acts like he is this some ancient old timer at the age of 26. Brain Hammer is finally right about something  this guy is fucking nuts. He should join the Jonny Truant/ William Fattison club of ineternet stalkers and nutcases.

[NightmareManiac]

There's a club?



NightmareManiac

[El_Brando_37]

There's a club?

Yeah, I believe it used to be called special ed.

[JBirdman13]

Go!!!!

[son of brain hammer]

TIME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT!!!

Just for death scenes alone, here are my picks for the top ten best 80's slashers:

(in order of release)

Friday The 13th (1980)
Maniac (1980)
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
The Prowler (1981)
The Burning (1981)
Nightmare (1981)
Pieces (1982)
The Mutilator (1985)
Slaughter High (1986)
Intruder (1988)

[The Corinthian]

Oh Patrick, you heroic retard.     His posts on gamefaqs never cease to make me smile for all the wrong reasons.

[NightmareManiac]

TIME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT!!!

Just for death scenes alone, here are my picks for the top ten best 80's slashers:

(in order of release)

Friday The 13th (1980)
Maniac (1980)
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
The Prowler (1981)
The Burning (1981)
Nightmare (1981)
Pieces (1982)
The Mutilator (1985)
Slaughter High (1986)
Intruder (1988)

I like that list, but no Madman?  Well I still haven't seen Slaughter High, so you might have me on that one.

I love that he acts like he is this some ancient old timer at the age of 26.

I love that I'm younger than him and already know more about horror than he probably ever will.



NightmareManiac