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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2008, 05:54:40 PM » |
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I always want to bite down on the sander in my wood shop class.
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« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2008, 08:15:16 PM » |
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In Order...
1. Katana
2. Death Note
3. The Buster Sword
4. Masamune
5. meat cleaver
6. scythe
7. chain saw
8. black iron frying pan
9. Zanpakuto - Bankai form
10. whip
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« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2008, 08:20:19 PM » |
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The most recent murder weapon I can think of that I like was the one used in the Italian giallo The Sister of Ursula. I won't give away what the weapon is because that would spoil all the fun, but it is definetly fitting for this horror forum. Oh and how could I forget the final scene from Just Before Dawn where a fist is jammed down someone's throat. I don't think that's possible, but it's still a great scene.
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2008, 12:42:12 AM » |
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I always want to bite down on the sander in my wood shop class.
What stopped you? I don't know. that should of said wanted though. I've been out of high school for like.. four years. |
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2008, 01:33:12 AM » |
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1. The Victims Intestines 2. My vicious attack scottish terrier 3. A six-shooter that triggers from my crotch - think From Dusk Till Dawn. 4. Death by fellatio fixation 5. Millions of paper cuts 6. A plastic bag over the head 7. Snapping the neck 8. Microwave 9. Chainsaw 10. Ninja star Number 4 reminds me of a joke: Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? Answer: I can't jelly my cock down your throat.  |
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« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2008, 03:09:53 AM » |
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I just said that joke to my dad. He didn't say anything to me afterwards. lawlz.
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« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2008, 05:12:35 PM » |
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I'd probably get an eye roll if i told that to my dad.
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« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2008, 05:40:20 PM » |
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Mine would tell me 3 worse jokes.
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Your mom is a taintsniffer.
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« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2008, 08:00:36 PM » |
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After watching Behind the Mask again, I would have to say posthole digger is up there on my list!
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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2009, 01:30:19 AM » |
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There's one murder weapon that's more brutal than any other, and I don't think I've ever seen it in a movie.
I'm almost scared to say, because once they find the bodies they'll use this as evidence to convict me:
Belt Sander In Hatchet a chick gets her entire bottom jaw grinded down with a little help from a portable Belt Sander.  It doesn't kill her, but impaling her on a shovel handle did. NightmareManiac |
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« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2009, 08:15:56 AM » |
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Damn! I've always avoided that flick, but now I'll have to watch it. I've always just imagined just getting grinded down to the bone on your knees or something like that. Also on your teeth would be the worst  |
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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2009, 10:45:52 AM » |
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Damn! I've always avoided that flick, but now I'll have to watch it. I've always just imagined just getting grinded down to the bone on your knees or something like that. Also on your teeth would be the worst Dude, I know Wil isn't a big fan of Hatchet, but I fuckin' love it! Worth owning in my opinion. The fact that it was promoted as an 80s style slasher is kinda wrong, as it is more of a modern style slasher/monster flick...enjoyable and gory film! Recommended. |
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« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2009, 10:16:02 AM » |
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I bought Hatchet, and after watching the first fifteen minutes, I was pissed/bored, so I just turned it off. Upon giving it a second chance, and actually getting past the stupid beginning, it gets pretty awesome. The monster kind of brings you back to the 80s to some extent. I think that's what they were going for.
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« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2009, 10:53:03 PM » |
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Yeah, Kane Hodder was definitely the only 80's thing about that movie.
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