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« on: April 01, 2008, 07:21:03 AM »

What do you like to see people get killed with?

Here's mine (no particular order):

Axe
Spear
Scythe
Cleaver
Pitchfork
Shears
Firepoker
Hammer
Machete
Nail Gun



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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 12:01:12 AM »

man 10's alot. hmm..

axe
meat cleaver (small)
meat cleaver (huge battle axe size)
table saw
wood chipper
hammer
pitchfork
sword replicas
teeth
harpoon gun
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2008, 12:22:10 AM »

Machete
Chainsaw
Razor wire
Baseball bat with barbed wire
Freddy's glove
Electrice Shears
Hammer
Bow and Arrow
Good ole fashion rope
Syringe full of air
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2008, 03:33:17 PM »

oh i forgot, power drills!
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2008, 08:31:59 AM »

Geez, not a single person listed the infamous........cheese grater!
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2008, 02:27:52 PM »

yea but it'd be hard to actually kill with a cheese grater.. especially if you're lazy. they're best for like removing tattoos.. and noses, maybe nipples.

hmmm.. an boric acid enema would be fun to watch.. then again anything involving death by butthole is a winner
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 06:20:12 PM »

Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands
Bare Hands....


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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 11:33:49 PM »

machete
piano wire
grenade
chainsaw
cement saw ala Haute Tension
that damn gun guised as the oxygen tank used in No Country for Old Men
post wrapped in barbed wire (HT again)
scythe
fire hydrant
curling iron or blow torch
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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 09:20:57 AM »

Sharp spoon to gouge out eyeballs real easy like...in the story "Father Panic's Opera Macabre" by Thomas Tessier
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 01:18:56 PM »

Sharp spoon to gouge out eyeballs real easy like...in the story "Father Panic's Opera Macabre" by Thomas Tessier
Female Prisoner Scorpian: Jailhouse 41 started off with a sweet scene like that too..

what was that movie, story, episode or whatever where the bitch bludgeons her husband with a frozen leg of lamb or somthing.. then later feeds it to the detective that stops by?
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 05:49:13 PM »

Sharp spoon to gouge out eyeballs real easy like...in the story "Father Panic's Opera Macabre" by Thomas Tessier
Female Prisoner Scorpian: Jailhouse 41 started off with a sweet scene like that too..

what was that movie, story, episode or whatever where the bitch bludgeons her husband with a frozen leg of lamb or somthing.. then later feeds it to the detective that stops by?
Fuck Yeah Brotha!  That was an old episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents...love that episode, love that show!
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2008, 02:49:37 AM »

I will go with some interesting/unique weapons:

1.  Corn on the Cob (Sleepwalkers)
2.  Metal Teeth (Luther the Geek)
3.  Frying Pan (Eating Rauol)
4.  Basketball (Deadly Friend)
5.  Rock Dildo (Cannibal Holocaust)
6.  Pogo Stick (Leprechaun)
7.  Shish Kabob (Happy Birthday to Me)
8.  Giant Fish Hook (The Mutilator)
9.  Curling Iron (Sleepaway Camp)
10. Glass Unicorn (Black Christmas)
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2008, 02:04:48 PM »

The basketball scene in Deadly friend was pretty fucking tight.
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2008, 10:56:25 PM »

There's one murder weapon that's more brutal than any other, and I don't think I've ever seen it in a movie.
I'm almost scared to say, because once they find the bodies they'll use this as evidence to convict me:

Belt Sander

Grinding down anything all the way to the bone would be the most painful thing imaginable, especially the teeth  Lips sealed
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2008, 05:34:56 PM »

I always want to bite down on the sander in my wood shop class.
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