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Author Topic: Bad Ass Mother Fuckers.  (Read 2670 times)
Johnny Truant
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« on: March 04, 2007, 01:27:04 AM »

Ok name off your top ten fave bad asses.  They can be heroes, villians, anti-heroes, so long as they are bad ass.  Any genre or format is fine.  Videogames, comics, movies, TV shows.  Feel free to put your reasons why you like them if you are so inclined.

In no order:

1)  Captain Spaulding -- "The Devils Rejects"  I love the Captain.  A mean and nasty son of a bitch.  With just a look, he can intimidate you.  He is not someone to be trifled with.  An amazing, psychopathic, redneck clown.  This guy scares OTIS.  Nuff said.
2)  Terry Tsuguri -- "The Street Fighter" movie series.  Takes no shit, does any job for money, but will beat the holy shit out of you if you cross him.  Has his own brand of honor.  Ripped the balls off of a rapist with his bare hands and wiped the blood off on the dudes drawers.
3)  The Man With No Name.  I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
4)  Jules Winnfield.  Again, I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
5)  Peter -- "Dawn of the Dead" original.  Uber-cool, keeps his head under pressure, and a great marksman.
6)  Dr. Who.  Probably not someone you'd expect to call a "bad ass", but I think he fits quite nicely.  A fun loving, time traveling, alien genius who strikes fear into the hearts of Daleks.  As a side note, there is a rape/revenge film with Daleks in it.
7)  Aragon -- "Lord of the Rings".  An excellent fighter, tracker, strategist.  Courageous and noble, straight up putting his boot up evil's ass.
Cool  Blade.  Please ignore part 3 and the TV show.  Vampire hunting bad ass, dresses cool, stoic, takes no shit.  Beat up Ron Pearlman.
9)  Pinhead -- "Hellraiser" series.  His presence is undeniable.  He steals every scene he is in and commands power.  The Dark Prince of Hell.  He will tear your soul apart.
10)  Kratos -- "God of War" series of videogames.  Goes on an amazing bloody quest for revenge.  Tears down his enemies and allies alike with equal disdain.  Can destroy anything in his path.  I should have put him at number 1.
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Johnny Truant
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2007, 01:29:53 AM »

Shit I forgot Mr. Blonde.
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Johnny Truant
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2007, 11:38:52 AM »

Ok fine, you people don't want to play along. 

I'll make another damn list.

1.  Richard Riddick from The Chronicles of Riddick
2.  Captain Rhodes from Day of the Dead
3.  Rufus Firefly from The Devil's Rejects (that body armor is bad ass, baby should have died, he should have lived.  He's the Boba Fett of the Firefly clan saga.)
4.  Jason Vorhees.  I don't need to explain this.
5.  Snake Plisskin  from Escape from NY/LA
6.  Malcolm Reynolds from the TV show Firefly and movie Serenity.
7.  Severen from Near Dark.
8.  Ash from the Evil Dead saga
9.  Taarma from the film Heavy Metal.
10.  Ricky from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.
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coffinrock
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2007, 01:24:34 PM »

Number ONE


Cecile De France (Marie) - Haute Tension



I win.
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Johnny Truant
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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2007, 02:46:43 PM »

piss

fart.
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coffinrock
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2007, 03:12:48 PM »

Poor Johnny Truant, has no control over his bodily functions. How sad.
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Johnny Truant
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 10:05:31 PM »

yawn
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2007, 07:32:30 PM »

How about everyone from Young Guns and red Dawn NOW those is some bad ass mother fuckers!
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Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this!

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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2007, 10:26:02 PM »

exactly! or specifically..


1 Charlie Sheen - The Boys Next Door
2 Charlie Sheen - Platoon
3 Charlie Sheen - The Wraith
4 Charlie Sheen - Ferris Bueler's Day Off
5 Charlie Sheen - Major League
6 Charlie Sheen - Young Guns
7 Charlie Sheen - The Chase
8 Charlie Sheen - Red Dawn
9 Charlie Sheen - Navy Seals
10 Charlie Sheen - Men at Work
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2007, 10:49:17 PM »

LMAO!

Charlie wasn't in Ferris Bueller, was he?
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2007, 11:03:22 PM »

he was the junky in the police station Ferris's sister was spazzy for
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2007, 11:33:20 PM »

OHHH yeah that's right.  Good call! 

Ed Rooney could take him though.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2007, 11:49:05 PM »

you take that back!
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2007, 12:55:46 AM »

Ed Rooney would rape him a new asshole!
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2007, 01:17:58 AM »

Ed Rooney's pee pee is too tiny!
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