I'd like to thank the Academy for giving JOHNNY GRUESOME this award (What is it, anyway? A gold star worth 20K, like those brats on KID NATION get?)--and I aave, on my Live Journal:
http://glamberson.livejournal.com/I had to kiss a lot of ass and suck a lot of dick for this honor, but I'm a better man for it.
Thank you. It makes me very happy.
--Greg