Cannibals

[Andrew]

I just spent the entire night here at my job reading up on Cannibal Serial Killers.  I'm doing research for a script I'm writing... and man... There have been some disgusting mother fuckers out there.  Anyways.  Post your best cannibal stories here.

This dude wasn't a serial killer.. but his story made me laugh so fucking hard!

Armin Meiwes:
Basically Armin posted an ad on the net requesting that someone let him eat them.  Well Bernd Jürgen Brandes decided that'd be a rad idea... so after Brandes and Armin dined on his severed penis together, Armin finished him off and ate the rest of him.  Of course Armin is now in prison where, get this, he's now a vegetarian and is part of a prisoners group called the Green Party.   

[drewwhitman]

Great guy he is.  Made me laugh for days when i first read that story.  Consenual cock gobbling....priceless.

[Andrew]

YEAH!  I included that story into an essay in my english class, but ended up rewording certain parts after a girl in my class got too offended.  The Prof. looked it up though and told me he laughed long and hard.

[drewwhitman]

In college?  People need to grow the fuck up and not be so easily offended,  It really happened bitch, so suck it up and hear about it.  God, CUNT!

[Andrew]

Story is so brutal.  It's all good.  I don't want to offend anyone.  She wasn't like.. a jerk about it.. it just offened her, so I left it out. 

[drewwhitman]

I apologize then.  I remember hearing about that during my first year of college, laughing my ass off, then printing up all the articles and placing them in my scrapbook that cops will find in 15 years and realize that i've been a psychopath all my life, not just the previous five years that i'd been killing & cooking people.

[Andrew]