I think Kim Richards is one of the sexiest chicks I've ever seen. She's become my ultimate "time machine" fantasy. I want to take a time machine back to 1984, find Kim on the set of "Meatballs II" and fuck her brains out.
Kim Richards was also a cute little kid. She started acting in 1971 and guest starred in a shitload of tv shows and movies in the seventies and eighties. She's most famous for those Disney "Witch Mountain" movies. John Carpenter saw her in those movies and thought she would make the perfect victim of a senseless shooting in his 1976 classic "Assault On Precinct 13!" No one who has seen the flick can forget the infamous "VANILLA TWIST" scene. Kim also earned a place in the horror hall of fame for starring in the 1977 classic "The Car" and the 1978 made for tv classic "Devil Dog: Hound Of Hell!" (read my review of Devil Dog here:
http://www.horroryearbook.com/542053/brain-hammers-picks-from-the-crypt-vol18-givin-the-devil-his-due)
By the time 1984 rolled around Kim was all grown up and smoking hot! She possessed stunning beauty. Everything about her is sexy, but she was best known for her long blonde hair. She appears in the piece of shit flick "Meatballs II" and in my humble opinion has never looked better, She is also fantastic in the 1985 cult classic "Tuff Turf." That flick is notorious for having a Kim Richards nude scene, but they used a body double. Sadly, she never got naked on film. I can only dream, and believe me when I say that I do. Often.
Kim stopped acting in 1990 and has shit out a few kids over the years, but she still looks amazing. She's a MILF of great magnitute. She even came out of retirement in 2006 to appear as Christina Ricci's mother in "Black Snake Moan!" The thought of Kim & Christina together is enough to make my keyboard sticky so I'd better stop while I'm ahead.
HAIL KIM RICHARDS!!! Here's the visual evidence...
The trailer for Devil Dog: Hound Of Hell!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YSAmUDlUUhQKim Richards in Meatballs II (HOT!!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7WgwZRz0BY&feature=relatedTUFF FUCKING TURF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoxIWDV8dj4&feature=relatedKim Richards tangles with Tom Selleck in Magnum PI!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGvlqParkTo&NR=1Kim Richards having her heart broken by Cooter on The Dukes Of Hazzard!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVQSlf6CyHs&feature=relatedKim Richards contemplating suicide in a spanish dubbed episode of CHIPS!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=whWNFNY0kkQ&feature=related
