Buwahahahahaha ... well hell, I was cooking all morning, then eating all afternoon - evening, I didn't have a chance to come on yesterday!!!


WUB YA'LL!!!!


Gobble Gobble Gobble!!!



Oh and PS I had to order my kids Wii online because every single damn place is sold the hell out!!!

Conversation yesterday at my house while eating Thanksgiving dinner ...


My cousin (Allison) "hey, like do you know about the new vampire movie that's out?"

Coffin ... "You mean 'Twilight'?"  ::rolleyes::

Allison ... "Dood, it was awesome!"

Coffin ... "Let me guess, you read the books?"

Allison ... "Like totally!! They were really, really good!"

Coffin ... "well, frankly all of the 'hype' over TWILIGHT makes me a little ill Allison ... I am not into teeny emo vampires"

Allison ... "Emo!!!??" ::laughs:: ... "They are NOT emo!!!" :laughs again::

Coffin ... "Vampires that sparkle to show their "true form" and go to school to "fit in" and never in hundreds of years fall in love until now??? It's EMO!!!"

A little while later my aunt started talking about "that new vampire movie" .... I said, "Oh you mean the GAY VAMPIRE MOVIE?"

Allison ... "OMG! OMG!" ::laughs::  ""It's not GAY!!!"




Pretty boring conversation but my cousin is stupid.

I wish Savini would adopt me as his daughter and put his hands on me and teach me all he knows so I could move on to be the mostest badest assest female makeup artist in this effin whole wide world!!

I'll not only dance on this forum but I will PEE on it too!!!

My diary ... per topic of this thread

Let me at 'em ... let me at 'em!!!!

It's what we do best Willard!!

Oh hell to the yeah ... Footloose!

Man... I'm going to find the girl in your sig and get a BJ.




I have to.

she could probably wrap her tongue fully around the shaft.

Just a heads up  (no pun intended)


Be very, very, very, very careful what you say and how you say it .... think about it .... she could probably wrap her tongue fully around the shaft ...


An entire tongue rolled up wouldn't have a very big central diameter. So if you fork that tongue at the tip the length of each bisection would only be ... meh ... maybe a half inch per side. You'd basically have to have a 1/4 in diameter dick to fully wrap each side fully around the shaft.


Even still ... that shit is nasty. Ya'll are gross!!! DON'T FORGET THE SHARP FANGS!!!!!!!

Perhaps, she has a very long tongue???

It only reaches her top lip when she swipes it across her mouth. I think her fangs are longer.

This thread is so damn funny!!!

Now you know ... be afraid... be very afraid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I cannot help it ... I laughed for some reason.

Who? I need a picture and bio.

I forgot to mention that I'd let her lick my butthole too.

Just think!!! After she was finished you would have THREE count em THREE buttholes ... so you'd definitely never have any trouble pooping!!!

Oooooooh ... I was forgetting how old I am!! lol


Top ten... hmmmm ... why do we get ten and you get 25!!! Andrew, that's not fair!! 


Seriously ... I will have to think on this.

I've seen none of his installments.


I am unbonded.