You can check out my review of Gutterballs here:

http://www.horroryearbook.com/544292/it-came-from-the-mailbox-gutterballs

Expect a phone call from yours truly. I'd like to tell Todd that Jason X was a piece of shit.

The last one came out in the summer too. No big deal really, that way I can see it at the drive-in.

This is BRONSON Missouri!

Hey Ma, can I have a cookie?

No Dice.

This ain't over!

Slayer - Captors Of Sin: Live In Belgum 1985
Slayer - Nocturnal Spectre: 1983 Rehearsals
Shitloads of Motorhead 1991 - 2008

Dude, if you're gonna play the quote game you have to get it right or get called on it. This is CHARLES BRONSON we're talking about.

Steven Speilberg is a closet pedophile...

ET = Little Elliot calls his brother "penis breath"
Jurassic Park = dino claw is swiped at a little kids crotch
Hook = Robin WIlliams gets off as children paint his shirtless chest
Temple Of Doom = children sold into slavery
Empire Of The Sun = Man & child put their beds together
Polterguiest = kid in pajamas is tormented by a tree monster
Close Encounters = kid in pajamas is tormented by aliens

Fuck that little boy fucker. And while I'm at it, fuck The Dark Knight and Heath Ledger too. Talk about overrated. 


 

^It's "You're gonna MEET him." Death Wish II is a classic.

Again, let me say fuck this movie. Here's my ten favorite Charles Bronson flicks:

Death Wish I - V
The Mechanic
Mr. Majestik
10 To Midnight (my personal favorite!)
Murphy's Law
The Evil That Men Do
 

I bought two used dvds the other day:

Amityville II: The Possession

KISS: Rock Legends (bootleg interview dvd)

I only paid $6 for both of them, so I got my money's worth.

Fuck this flick. Get an original name for your gay character and stop trying to cash in on a LEGEND.

Here's a list of movies that a lot of people seem to love that I have never seen, and probably never will:

Jurassic Park (any of them)
The Matrix (any of them)
Titanic
Heat
Star Trek (any of them)
Armageddon
Anything by Wes Anderson
The Sixth Sense
Fight Club
The Usual Suspects

I thought The Ruins was a pile of shit. I'm still pissed that Wil chose to include it on the top ten list of 2008 instead of The Strangers. The Ruins had some decent gore but was pretty much a waste of time. 

Living Colour is my favorite black metal band

Here's my favorites:

http://www.horroryearbook.com/544241/brain-hammers-holiday-picks-from-the-crypt-seasons-beatings

I like Black X-Mas. Lots of hot chicks and gore. I'm a big fan of the original, and I think the reason I liked the remake is the fact that it is completely different. Most of the horror remakes I enjoy are nothing like the originals.