HYB Graveyard

[WIL]

Instead of the Encyclopedia we should start a HYB graveyard for ex-members. Please feel free to make suggestions about who I should add.

Do not forget to check out our HYB Hall of Fame for all of our epic threads!


tommyfunkinhorror Came over from Bloody Disgusting's MB to give us the great Girls that call themselves "Scream Queens" thread that started our hilarious Please Make the Pain Stop! series. Whereabouts unknown.

Homeless Asshole A super depressed nerd and short lived "producer" of HYB Radio. Reason for quitting unknown... but it really pissed me off!

Lethaldread Our first real member! Reason for leaving unknown. Follow him on Twitter and ask him why he quit!

Hooker Trash Another casualty of The Great Ban of 2007.

Fishy_Kotex A member of Dread Central's MB who finished the 2007 Flame War with Johnny in Johnny's Epic Thread. Left once the war was over.

Zombri One of our most attractive members from the Horror Drunx. Probably left because Muderpunk kept  sending her white power music when he was drunk.




Dirrty Matt & Dirrty Girl Our first and last real couple who broke up then quit.

Molly Chelaschi Realized that being an attractive chick pretending to like things could only carry her so far.

Steven "Quit" writing reviews for HYB after being insulted. Slums it at Cinesploitation.com

coffinrock One of our original members. Quit after various members, including Wil, started giving her too much shit. (This is the 2nd time she quit.)

coffinrock's last words: "Some of the things you said were downright mean after all of that yet I hung around. Then you encourage that fat deformed mutant head Andrew to nag too. It just gets old fast."

"It'll be fine without me around. It'll be the same boring ass shit as always. Redundancy ... It's what's for dinner at HYB. Served hot and fresh daily by a staff of grade A douche cocks."

sexymhaj A clever spambot who was banned after making too many threads about the movie Monsters. 

Shane HYB "Music Editor" and original member May have left due to medical problems.

Madman Marz Original member - Reason for quitting unknown. 

Brain Hammer aka son of brain hammer Longest staff member quit (x2) because he wasn't invited on HMF radio, didn't get to ask Candyman a question, and because he didn't like the movie The Taint.
 
2snaps.tv Our glorious sista site was shut down after celebrity sabotage.


Our buddy Shane!

[Steven]

Obviously you have to add Homeless Asshole...

[WIL]

Yeah I will add a few more each weekend. I need to finish updating the HYB Radio thread too. You should be able to add people with your Mod powers.

[Enochs Roomate]

What was the Great Ban of 2007?

[son of brain hammer]

I'd like to take at least partial credit for the homeless homo leaving. I told him not to speak when I was talking on the radio show and I think this may have driven him to suicide. He tried to joke about it with me, but I think it secretly broke his heart. He was a very sensitive fellow.  I remember him saying "I spend most of my time alone. It's nice to finally have someone to talk to." What a fucking pussy.  He was a good lap dog for a while though. I loved it when Wil told him to say a racial slur on the air and he yelled "FUCK NIGGERS!" Then he tried to apologize to Gary the next day for saying it. "I was going to say kill whitey next, I swear." Wil should have told the loser to slit his wrists instead, he probably would have done it.

[Andrew]

There's actually a lot of people you can add to that list, Sir.

[WIL]

What was the Great Ban of 2007?

It is basically the only time we ever banned someone and it resulted in us losing 80% of our members and a HUGE flame war. It was a lot of fun.

[coffinrock]

It was not that fucking fun.



And 80% if five memebers sounds like more than it actually is.

[WIL]

And even though Asshole was, whatever you want to call him, he made the radio show possible,  I couldn't do it without him and that is  why I was so pissed that he quit. That and the fact he just left us without a word and really screwed us.

[coffinrock]

What the hell are you talking about? I am lost.

[WIL]

Homeless Asshole our radio "producer."

[coffinrock]

Why did he leave?

[JBirdman13]

yea why did he?

[Andrew]

Hammer put him in his place.

[WIL]

I don't know he just mysteriously deleted his account, and wouldn't return our E-mails.