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« on: May 19, 2009, 09:52:40 PM »

I don't know about any of you but I have this thing for Stallone movies - most are bad, yes, but they are entertaining none the least and I think I can speak for everyone when I say that Cobra is pretty bad ass.

Here is Stallone's new flick called The Expendables and the cast is pretty fucking ridiculous in itself.

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Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Mickey Rourke
Jet Li
Dolph Lunredge
Eric Roberts
Arnold Schwarzenegger (I think this is confirmed too)
Danny Trejo (rumored)
Terry Crews
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Randy Couture (!!!)


Sounds pretty insane, right?


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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2009, 04:24:56 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 07:08:21 PM »

all it's missing is the guy that played Sledgehammer

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2009, 08:08:52 PM »

all it's missing is the guy that played Sledgehammer

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If it had Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and The Rock it would be the best movie ever made!
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2009, 08:10:22 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 04:58:30 PM »

Stallone blows up YouTube. I don't know why  but I think this  is so cool http://www.youtube.com/expendables

Check it out. It's not your standard YouTube video.
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 06:16:29 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2010, 04:48:18 AM »

I have to go back and see this. I was so drunk and couldn't stand watching Stallone's witty banter with Jason Statham that I walked out and threw my whiskey bottle at the screen. Anyone see it yet? Does it get good?
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 04:46:25 PM »

Lionsgate Home Entertainment has announced DVD ($29.95) and Blu-ray/DVD Combo ($39.99) releases of The Expendables for November 23rd. Extras on the DVD release will include an audio commentary with Sylvester Stallone, a "Before the Battle" Making-of Featurette, a deleted scene, and a gag reel. The Blu-ray release will include all that, along with an Inferno: The Making of The Expendables Documentary, 2 additional featurettes ("From the Ashes: Postproduction and Release", "Comic-Con 2010 Panel"), a digital copy of the film, and more.
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2010, 11:45:33 AM »

I just tried watching this a 2nd time and I was right the first time. It's hard to get through the first 30 - 40 minutes. I'm so disappointed with Stallone.  How did he manage to make that kick-ass Rambo and then mess  this up. I'm going to try and finish it later.  Cry
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2010, 12:05:07 PM »

Stallone was on a roll...I thought Rocky Balboa & Rambo were excellent. Then he made this turd.  Angry
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2010, 12:23:07 PM »

It starts out so strong and then it's 40 minutes of Mickey Rourke babbling and Jason Statham bitching about Cordelia. Half the cast isn't even in the movie  90% of the time, and the meeting between Stallon, Arnold and Willis was as lame as  fart on ritz crackers.

It also seems like everyone phoned in their performance.

 Jet Li vs.  Lundgren was fun, and that's as far as I got. Stallone should've left out all the awful witty banter, and went with cool match-ups instead. Statham should've killed Chris Rock's  father (BTW why is he even in this movie?) in the first 10 minutes. Rourke should've fought The Rock. Stallone vs. an alligator.  Homo vs. Sex. IDK anything would've been better. What a waisted opportunity.  Cry
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2010, 04:28:09 PM »

It was an ok movie for me but the CGI was awful and it needed more Terry Crews
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 08:04:43 PM »

Hell, I guess I'm the only one who liked it. lol It did have it's bad spots, but overall it was pretty cool.
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