brought to us by the genius responsible for
Friday the 13th part 2,
Steve Miner. This has got to be one of the best movies ever made. i'm sure you all know the story;
C. Thomas Howell takes tanning pills to get a black college scholarship, and what unfolds is a cinematic masterpiece. the dinner scene with
Leslie Neilson, where the white people keep invisioning Howell as a black stereotype.. brilliant, it rivals the drunk Superman scene
(bottom) from
Superman 3! i can't believe Howell didn't win an Oscar for it;
Howell, in a pimp suit eating a watermelon rine, "go get me my heroin and hypodermic needle bitch! and while you at it.. get me some more watermelon! white fight fat-ass slut.." then looking to Neilson, "whatchoo lookin at?!"
"this is the 80s. the Cosby generation.. America
loves black people!"
"mom, dad, there's something i have to tell you... i'm black"
but it's not a mere thrill ride into hilariousy, make no mistake, this film has a strong message; white people are silly!

