SAMURAI COP (aka the greatest fucking movie of all time!)
The ruthless KATANA gang is out of control in Los Angeles. They are involved with everything from gambling and extortion to drugs. The Yakuza's code of silence is unbreakbale and the police are stymied in their efforts to take the mob down because they can't bring charges against them.
When all else fails, the LAPD bings in an expert - Joe "Samurai" Marshal, a cop who also happens to be an expert in Japanese culture and the martial arts.
Joe also happens to be an irresitable stud muffin who tries to fuck everything that moves. When not romping with the cock hungry helicopter pilot Peggy who "keeps it warm and ready," Joe also hits on nurses, other female cops, and pretty much every other chick that crosses his path. When Joe isn't trying to get his dick wet he teams up with his wisecracking Black partner Frank and tries to bust the bad guys. Frank steals the whole movie with his awesome reaction shots:
The tension between Smaurai and KATANA reaches the boiling point when Robert Z'Dar pours hot bacon grease on Peggy's genitals, and the whole thing leads to a bloody shootout where about 100 LA lowlifes get shot and a Samurai battle to the death between Joe and the CHIN!
