DUMB ASS PEOPLE....

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Another reason NOT to do bad drugs.........

A man with a rather unique name was arrested by Madison police Thursday because police said he was violating bail conditions from previous problems with the law.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Madison, was tentatively charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest at about 3 p.m. in the 800 block of East Mifflin Street.

According to the police news release, residents near Reynolds Park called police because of alleged excessive drinking and drug use near the park.

"Officers contacted a subject they had previous dealings with, identified as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop," said police spokesman Howard Payne.

Court records show his previous name to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke. He legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

He had been arrested by Madison police in April 2011 in Peace Park, after officers found a loaded handgun in his backpack.

Beezow was spotted near the tennis courts of the park. When officers approached, he apparently put his hands into his pockets, which put officers on alert because of his past arrest.

"A search of his property revealed a knife, marijuana and drug paraphernalia," Payne said



Read more: http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/crime_and_courts/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop-arrested/article_1f44cf88-387e-11e1-9aff-0019bb2963f4.html#ixzz1izw4MWOE

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Thats IT. I knew it sounded familiar.
the only thing missin from that dudes name was  Jello puddin pops KAZOWIE BLAMO BLAM

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A Wisconsin man charged with domestic abuse claims that it was a ghost who committed the crime, not him.

41-year-old Michael West of Fon du Lac, Wisconsin, was arrested on the evening of January 15 after police responded to a domestic disturbance call. When the authorities arrived, West's wife was in tears and bleeding from the nose all over her Packers' jersey.

She told police that West strangled her until she nearly blacked out, then punched her in the face when she tried to call 911. An intoxicated West claimed that his wife injured her face after falling several times, but when asked about the marks on her neck, offered a priceless explanation: "A ghost did it."

The two were allegedly arguing over financial issues, but keep in mind that the Giants beat the defending champion Packers on January 15 in Green Bay.

Wake up, Mr. West, if you really thought that ghost story would fly. Read the documents above for a laugh. And then, of course, a shudder at the things that happen in this world.

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A 70-year-old man is alleged to have shot his son - because he didn't like his country music karaoke singing.
William Oller Sr told his son 'I'm going to shut you up' before getting a handgun from his truck car and shooting his son four times.
William Oller Jr was shot in shoulder, arm and chest and also sustained a head wound during the fight with his father outside their home in Redding California.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2094432/Father-shoots-karaoke-singing-son-didnt-like-country-music-song.html#ixzz1l9jzNtwy

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Tell me this guy doesn't feel stoooooooopid....


IT was fiesta time for these villagers yesterday after they won a big fat £600million in the world’s biggest lottery.

Residents bought 1,800 winning tickets for El Gordo – which translates as The Fat One – in Granen, a village of 2,000 inhabitants in the north east of Spain.

Champagne and cava corks popped and people did the conga in the streets as hundreds celebrated winning the Christmas draw.

Each winning ticket picked up £334,000 – and many of the tickets had been bought by syndicates of families, friends and co-workers.

Village mayor Carlos Samperiz Enquita said: “Granen is a party today. There is a lot of emotion and a lot of happiness.

“Everyone here knows ­somebody who has won. Unfortunately I haven’t won as I never play the lottery.”



Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/12/23/spanish-village-wins-600million-in-el-gordo-lottery-115875-23655066/#ixzz1lLPdlsl4

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A disclaimer on the Redneck Yacht Club website says "Minors, please come prepared!" but this probably isn't what the ATV and off-roading park meant. Early Saturday morning, a 16-year-old girl came back from "mudding" to discover that her car had been crushed by a man driving a homemade monster truck, a camouflage-painted van mounted on five-foot-tall wheels. According to the Herald-Tribune, a crowd encouraged the driver, Norman Lee Nowling, to smash the girl's Toyota Corolla, shouting "The owner doesn't care!" The girl DID care and called the police. Nowling was arrested on a charge of felony criminal mischief. Jeff Foxworthy couldn't be reached for comment.

 

Check out the msnNOW home page.

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Parents Didn’t Realize They Left 3-Year-Old At Chuck E. Cheese’s Until Watching News

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/03/07/parents-didnt-realize-they-left-3-year-old-at-chuck-e-cheese-until-watching-news/

Harford County authorities say parents didn’t realize they left their 3-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s until watching the 11 p.m. news.

The manager of the restaurant told the sheriff’s office that Harmony came up to one of the employees shortly after 8 p.m. saying she was thirsty. The little girl was with a group of 14 people, including her mom and dad who are separated, earlier in the day.

The manager called authorities after being unable to find the group she was with and deputies waited until 9:30 p.m. when they brought her back to the precinct and contacted Child Protective Services. The sheriff’s office also contacted local media outlets to try to locate the child’s parents.

After the story aired, the sheriff’s office received several phone calls, including from Harmony’s mother and father. Both stated that they thought Harmony left with other family members during the party.

Child Protective Services released Harmony back to her mother after authorities determined it was an accident. No charged are expected to be filed.

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We know that texting while driving is dangerous, but now an embarrassed Bonnie Miller is speaking up about the dangers of texting while walking. The Benton Harbor woman plunged into a frigid Lake Michigan while trying to change an appointment on her phone. Thanks to Miller's husband and 19-year-old bystander Rebecca Van Zant, who both jumped in to keep Miller afloat until the Coast Guard arrived, the contrite texter is OK.

Tweeps are exasperated by the latest "Dumb Texting Tricks" episode, with @GongshowDuncs commenting, "Funny how smart phones keep making people do dumb s**t." On the plus side, Van Zant is even more determined to join the Coast Guard after recently failing the entrance exam by two points.

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YET ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF : DUMB ASS PEOPLE..

One man in Idaho apparently won't be winning any awards for genius of the year. Dylan Edward Contreras, 19, was asked for his details after being stopped by police over the weekend. He reportedly gave the name, Emiliano Velesco, and his birth date, but an observant officer noted a tattoo on the teenager's left forearm proudly proclaiming, "Contreras." The cop had the Contreras name and birth date run through the system, and his suspicions paid off when he unearthed details of a possible warrant. Mr. Velesco - sorry, Mr. Contreras - was arrested for providing false information ... and is probably regretting that tattoo.

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Parents Didn’t Realize They Left 3-Year-Old At Chuck E. Cheese’s Until Watching News

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/03/07/parents-didnt-realize-they-left-3-year-old-at-chuck-e-cheese-until-watching-news/

Harford County authorities say parents didn’t realize they left their 3-year-old daughter at a Chuck E. Cheese’s until watching the 11 p.m. news.

The manager of the restaurant told the sheriff’s office that Harmony came up to one of the employees shortly after 8 p.m. saying she was thirsty. The little girl was with a group of 14 people, including her mom and dad who are separated, earlier in the day.

The manager called authorities after being unable to find the group she was with and deputies waited until 9:30 p.m. when they brought her back to the precinct and contacted Child Protective Services. The sheriff’s office also contacted local media outlets to try to locate the child’s parents.

After the story aired, the sheriff’s office received several phone calls, including from Harmony’s mother and father. Both stated that they thought Harmony left with other family members during the party.

Child Protective Services released Harmony back to her mother after authorities determined it was an accident. No charged are expected to be filed.

That just happened here in the Houston area! It was the kid's birthday & the mom didn't call the police till the next day!

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138259/Neighbours-war-Bloody-chainsaw-battle-sees-mans-arm-severed--anothers-finger-chopped-SAMURAI-sword.html

Bloody battle between neighbours sees man's arm almost severed with a chain saw... and another's finger chopped off with a SAMURAI sword


In a bloody battle between two warring neighbours in Australia today, one man's arm was almost severed with a chain saw, while another had a finger chopped off with a Samurai sword.

Surgeons were later trying to save the arm of the chain saw victim, Mark Jorgenson, 29, while his neighbour Troy Thornton, 26, was being treated after losing his finger to the Samurai sword.

Police who rushed to the small town of Minto, south west of Sydney, found pools of blood in the street and Mr Jorgenson crying in pain from his almost-severed arm.

Detectives are investigating claims that after the two men argued over loud music and reckless driving, Mr Thornton went to Mr Jorgenson's house with the chain saw.

Mr Jorgenson grabbed the Japanese sword and the bloody battle began. Detective Chief Inspector Mark Brett described the result of the confrontation as 'horrific'.

He said: 'A chain saw is a serious weapon which inflicts pretty brutal injuries.
It's very disturbing…a chainsaw and a Samurai sword are serious weapons.' It is too early to say who'll be charged, he added.

After paramedics said that Mr Jorgenson's arm was so badly damaged that they believed it would have to be amputated, his father Laurie told Sydney's Daily Telegraph that the brawl with the next-door family started in the afternoon following complaints about noise.

Mr Thorton's mother, Wendy, confirmed that her son did wield the chain saw, but said he grabbed it to defend himself.

'They (the Jorgensen family) had machetes and bats and we had nothing so Troy grabbed the chain saw,' she said.

The two families agreed they had been involved in an ongoing war but Mr Jorgensen said sorting it out with a chain saw was extreme. 'Fists maybe, but this is just over the top,' he said.

Mr Thornton's family explained that he had been staying at the house to comfort his sister Nicole, who had recently lost her partner when his small boat overturned on a river.

Police said they had been called to Fenton Crescent, Minto, following reports a person armed with a chain saw had entered a house.

Forensic officers set up a crime scene as detectives began interviewing both families at length.

Chainsaws are powerful cutting machines that can be powered by a two-stroke motor, electricity, compressed air or hydraulic power. They are used mostly for felling trees and lopping thick branches.

The cutting part of the oblong-shaped device consists of a chain with small sharp cutting teeth. Some specialized machines are used to cut through concrete.

Many companies insist that operators should be certified or licensed to work with chain saws.

The terror that chain saws can bring when used against people was emphasized in the 1974 movie The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - considered so horrific that it was banned in several countries.

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A 23-year-old southeast Nebraska man has legally added Tyrannosaurus Rex to his name.

The man entered the York County courtroom on Monday as Tyler Gold.

Gold said in his public filing for the change that the dinosaur's name is cooler. Gold also says that "as an entrepreneur, name recognition is important and the new name is more recognizable."

Judge Alan Gless asked Gold at Monday's hearing whether he wanted a new name so he could hide from creditors or law enforcement. Gold said no.

Gless noted that Gold had gone through the proper legal channels for changing his name, so the judge granted Gold's request.

Gold's new name is Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold.