Vent here - let it spew

[Davesplatter]

Final quarter of school started for me this week and I just wanted to vent. The end of the week is going to be tough for me. Wed, work 7am-330, home to make dinner for family then school, 6-1030. Thur, work 7am-330, then straight to school for my capstone class, 4-5, and then another class 6-1030. Fri work 7am-330, then collapse........

[snk429]

I'm at summer school right now.. this school is pretty cool. I can do pretty much whatever I want, listen to my ipod, talk on my phone, go outside for a square, just walk around, and no sites are blocked!!

and it's only 3 hours a day

[Andrew]

A copy of a live chat I was on at work:   (Josh is me)

Josh: Welcome to our live chat service. What can I do for you today?
jake makusdakus: hi, can i use paypal to pay for stuff?
Josh: We only accept Visa, Master Card or American Express
Josh: No paypal, I'm sorry
jake makusdakus: NOOOOO
jake makusdakus: NOOOOOO
Josh: Sorry about that
jake makusdakus: NNOOOOOOOoooooooOoooooOoooOoOo
Josh: Sorry about that
jake makusdakus: u should be sorry bitch
jake makusdakus: just like rob green
jake makusdakus: he is sorry too
Josh: I'm sure he is
Josh: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
jake makusdakus: yes, how many burgers do u eat a day u fat YANK!?
Josh: At least 6 or 7
jake makusdakus: ahhh FATTY
Josh: Thank you
Josh: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
jake makusdakus: I WILL SPILL OIL ALL OVER UR FAT ASSS
jake makusdakus: YES
Josh: Sounds great
jake makusdakus: why do you type when ur taking a shit?
Josh: I'm sorry, but I am unable to continue this chat if you continue to speak in that manner. I will have to disconnect.
jake makusdakus: i am genuinely sorry sir
Josh: No problem
jake makusdakus: can i ask a question, megan fox realated?
Josh: Go ahead
jake makusdakus: why has she left transformers 3?
Josh: I believe she was fired but I do not have that type of information
jake makusdakus: can i ask you about new era stop pt
jake makusdakus: putting me off the topic
Josh: Sure
jake makusdakus: say sorry for putting me off the topic of new era
Josh: sorry for putting me off the topic of new era
Josh:
Josh: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
jake makusdakus: stop being rude or i will hav to file a complaint josh
Josh: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
jake makusdakus: yes
jake makusdakus: would i be able to order 67 hats at the same time?
Josh: If we have them in stock you could
jake makusdakus: YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how many do u own?
Josh: Only a couple
jake makusdakus: NNOOOOOO]
jake makusdakus: piss off
Josh: Have a wonderful day good sir!

I love it.

[Davesplatter]

    My great new job I was bragging about. The sweet print shop I was excited to go and learn everyday about the giant NUR Tempo Q printers. Well...the company is shutting down and they are gonna lay dormant  for a while and will not be requirring my services so that is FUCKING BULLSHIT.  The only positive thing about this FOOT LONG SHIT SANDWICH is that I got to print a sweet BLACK SUNDAY poster for myself. 25x37 high quality digital print on calanderd mat vinyl. SWEEEET...

[Johnny Truant]

    My great new job I was bragging about. The sweet print shop I was excited to go and learn everyday about the giant NUR Tempo Q printers. Well...the company is shutting down and they are gonna lay dormant  for a while and will not be requirring my services so that is FUCKING BULLSHIT.  The only positive thing about this FOOT LONG SHIT SANDWICH is that I got to print a sweet BLACK SUNDAY poster for myself. 25x37 high quality digital print on calanderd mat vinyl. SWEEEET...

I'd say you broke even.

[Sqwash]

Aaaargh!!!   Got a flat this morning on my way to work and had to change my tire in the parking lot of the Garden State plaza in 100 degree weather.   not fun.

[Johnny Truant]

Aaaargh!!!   Got a flat this morning on my way to work and had to change my tire in the parking lot of the Garden State plaza in 100 degree weather.   not fun.

That would suck!

[Sqwash]

Indeed it did.

[Johnny Truant]

Well, I lost my job last week, but I got hired at a new place yesterday.  It's Cutco, and I'll be selling all kinds of knives and stuff.  It should be pretty cool.  I get paid $15 per appointment, regardless of a sale or not. 

[snk429]

lol my friend has the same job, johnny. he wants me to work with him, but I think i'd rather work at mcdonalds than be adoor to door salesman

[Johnny Truant]

lol my friend has the same job, johnny. he wants me to work with him, but I think i'd rather work at mcdonalds than be adoor to door salesman

It's not door to door sales.  All appointments are referrals or they are past customers.  No cold calls or knocking on stranger's doors.  I'm going to give it a shot.  I need some quick cash 'cause I'm heading to Wisconsin next month for a month to visit / practice living with my girlfriend.  She came over last month and I miss the shit out of her.....luckily she has a damn good job and has already paid for my round trip flight.

But in any event, having a job is a good thing, you should get one this summer.  You'd like having your own money.  I worked at Chick-fil-a in high school through college.  It was a learning experience.  It's not as fun as Good Burger makes it look though.

[Madman_Cropsy]

Moving sucks!!! I wish I didn't have to leave the house I'm in right now.

Although, one of my roommates got really fucking lame so I started wiping his shirts, deoderant, and the inside of his hat on my sweaty stinking gross as fuck balls and ass hole.

[Larry]

Damn dude...remind me not to get lame around you... 

[Madman_Cropsy]

Yeah, I fuck shit up. But on the upside my girlfriend and I made over $200 today with our garage sale, I won Zombie on DVD on ebay (mine is at a girls house and I don't want to call her) and I got The Dead Shall Dead Remain in the mail  today. And by tomorrow I'll have cable and Shark Week starts

[Larry]

Be sure to play Wehrmacht's Shark Attack while you watch.