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« Reply #840 on: March 26, 2010, 07:07:28 AM » |
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me too
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« Reply #841 on: May 09, 2010, 12:57:14 AM » |
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I fucking hate classes. To make it worse it's 2 weekends in a row I could be working my part time and making decent money, I have to get up buttfuck early, and it was my birthday. Stupid, dumbass recertification.
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« Reply #842 on: May 09, 2010, 07:18:52 AM » |
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« Reply #843 on: May 09, 2010, 12:48:21 PM » |
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I fucking hate classes. To make it worse it's 2 weekends in a row I could be working my part time and making decent money, I have to get up buttfuck early, and it was my birthday. Stupid, dumbass recertification.
Happy Birthday Ma Nigga! Where the hell you been! I've been watching some cool shit recently. |
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« Reply #845 on: May 09, 2010, 08:06:43 PM » |
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This is my first Mother's Day since my Mom died, didn't think it would suck so bad, but it does.  Dude. I am so sorry to hear that. |
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« Reply #847 on: May 15, 2010, 01:51:57 PM » |
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Sorry Infernus. I know its tough, the first Father's Day without my Dad was pretty bad. Didn't think anyone would make jokes about the subject.  |
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« Reply #848 on: May 15, 2010, 02:07:24 PM » |
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Sorry Infernus. I know its tough, the first Father's Day without my Dad was pretty bad. Didn't think anyone would make jokes about the subject. Thankis Larry, as for the other, ya know I am almost 40 now and stupid things like Juggalo jokes about my Mother no longer make me waste my energy! |
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« Reply #849 on: May 15, 2010, 07:25:41 PM » |
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I just deleted that stupid fucking comment. This was the first time I saw it, or it would have been gone sooner.  Sorry, Infernus. I hated my father...but it was still pretty rough when he died. That was about 5 years ago and I still have dreams about him. On the other hand, I love my mother...so I can't even begin to imagine how bad it will hurt when she's gone too. |
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« Reply #850 on: May 16, 2010, 12:43:08 AM » |
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So one of my closest friends cheated on his current girlfriend with one of his ex-girlfriends. Normally I wouldn't make a big deal about it, but his current girlfriend is such a sweetheart and after all the bullshit he put me and the rest of his friends through when they started dating I can't just get over it. Especially after all the "I'm a good guy" and the "I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends." FUCK THAT!
They were both just here and, of course, he hasn't told her so I get stuck in this horribly awkward and frustrating situation that he doesn't give a shit about and she knows nothing about. I hate it because all I want to do is tell her, but I fucking love my friend and would never do that to him. God Damn!
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« Reply #851 on: May 21, 2010, 02:20:39 AM » |
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I just deleted that stupid fucking comment. This was the first time I saw it, or it would have been gone sooner. Sorry, Infernus. I hated my father...but it was still pretty rough when he died. That was about 5 years ago and I still have dreams about him. On the other hand, I love my mother...so I can't even begin to imagine how bad it will hurt when she's gone too. Yeah pretty fucking insensitive. I wasn't going to make a big deal, but that actually caught me off guard. I'm all for jokes, and even the element of shock can be rad, but there's certain things you don't kid about. |
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« Reply #852 on: June 10, 2010, 09:10:07 AM » |
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Infernus, it was a joke. I meant no harm.
Tuesday night I called a lady up and this aggravating lil coloured boy answered the phone and asked who I was, I told him, and he said “I’M OUT!” and hung up. So I called back and he had it set to go straight to voicemail. I wrote down the number.
I called back last night, and got the same kid and I disguised my voice to sound like a brotha
Me: (in black person voice) Sup lil man? Let me speak to ya mamas.
Boy: She ain’t here!
Me: I know she in dare! Put huh on da phone!
Boy: *hangs up*
I call back
Boy: Hello?
Me: Boy put your mama on da phone!
Boy: Who dis?
Me: I’m da Repo man!
Boy: Who da repo man?
Me: I’mma reposess your HOUSE!
Boy: You ain’t reposessing MY HOUSE! Who is dis? Is dis Uncle Peanut?
Me (more jovial): Yeah boy, dis ya uncle peanut ! How did you know?
Boy: I recognized your voice!
Me: huh huh huh! Is ya ma there boy?
Boy: Yeah she here hold on! *going to get his mom* Mama! it’s uncle Peanut! He called up saying he da repo man and he gonna reposess our house!
Boys mama: Hey!!!
Me (in normal voice): Hello Mrs. Mentos, this is Richard from ______ Exteriors…….
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« Reply #853 on: June 14, 2010, 05:00:50 PM » |
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LMAO!
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« Reply #854 on: June 15, 2010, 11:19:08 AM » |
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A copy of a live chat I was on at work: (Josh is me)
Josh: Welcome to our live chat service. What can I do for you today?
jake makusdakus: hi, can i use paypal to pay for stuff?
Josh: We only accept Visa, Master Card or American Express
Josh: No paypal, I'm sorry
jake makusdakus: NOOOOO
jake makusdakus: NOOOOOO
Josh: Sorry about that
jake makusdakus: NNOOOOOOOoooooooOoooooOoooOoOo
Josh: Sorry about that
jake makusdakus: u should be sorry bitch
jake makusdakus: just like rob green
jake makusdakus: he is sorry too
Josh: I'm sure he is
Josh: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
jake makusdakus: yes, how many burgers do u eat a day u fat YANK!?
Josh: At least 6 or 7
jake makusdakus: ahhh FATTY
Josh: Thank you
Josh: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
jake makusdakus: I WILL SPILL OIL ALL OVER UR FAT ASSS
jake makusdakus: YES
Josh: Sounds great
jake makusdakus: why do you type when ur taking a shit?
Josh: I'm sorry, but I am unable to continue this chat if you continue to speak in that manner. I will have to disconnect.
jake makusdakus: i am genuinely sorry sir
Josh: No problem
jake makusdakus: can i ask a question, megan fox realated?
Josh: Go ahead
jake makusdakus: why has she left transformers 3?
Josh: I believe she was fired but I do not have that type of information
jake makusdakus: can i ask you about new era stop pt
jake makusdakus: putting me off the topic
Josh: Sure
jake makusdakus: say sorry for putting me off the topic of new era
Josh: sorry for putting me off the topic of new era
Josh:
Josh: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
jake makusdakus: stop being rude or i will hav to file a complaint josh
Josh: Is there a specific question I can help you with?
jake makusdakus: yes
jake makusdakus: would i be able to order 67 hats at the same time?
Josh: If we have them in stock you could
jake makusdakus: YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how many do u own?
Josh: Only a couple
jake makusdakus: NNOOOOOO]
jake makusdakus: piss off
Josh: Have a wonderful day good sir!
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