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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2009, 04:23:07 PM » |
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I gots no money, I'm the fattest I have ever been and my balls itch!
I only have money twice a year when the financial aid checks come, I have been fat for quite some time and I can't say my balls itch, at least not recently. |
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2009, 07:14:41 PM » |
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I gots no money, I'm the fattest I have ever been and my balls itch!
You had a home and a nanny job to come to but you stood us up. Why do your balls itch? |
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2009, 09:13:38 PM » |
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I did the stupidest fucking thing today.
Earlier I was leaving my house. My Grandma was over talking to her pastor and before I left he asked me if I wanted him to move his van. I said I had enough room and that it would be fine.
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Me, thinking that I have enough room starts backing out without paying attening. Sure as shit! I scrape my side mirror all along side his passanger door. At first I was pissed, then I just laughed my ass off at my stupidity.
I ran back inside and told him and he said it would be fine. However, now I've gotta pay for the scratch and minor dent I put into the door with the zero dollars I have to my name. AWESOME!
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2009, 10:32:56 PM » |
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I gots no money, I'm the fattest I have ever been and my balls itch!
You had a home and a nanny job to come to but you stood us up. Why do your balls itch? It's called crabs. I have woman issues, like always. The girl I like started coming around again and is doing the whole "I know I'm confusing but I really like you". Then today the ex decides to ask if I want to give it another try. I have until next Friday to come up with 3 grand for BGE. I haven't eaten in 2 days. No one wants my dog. I did get new/old furniture from my uncle. Still in great shape. |
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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2009, 11:40:17 PM » |
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Damn. I'm still REALLY happy. This is fantastic. I feel like my old self again.
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« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2009, 06:58:59 AM » |
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I gots no money, I'm the fattest I have ever been and my balls itch!
You had a home and a nanny job to come to but you stood us up. Why do your balls itch? It's called crabs. It might be lobsters ... we're talking about Wil here. |
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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2009, 05:08:10 PM » |
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I've had it with mother fuckers that live and breathe with misogynistic mentality and viewpoints.
Because of fucking sorry ass men like that my husband and I just put brand new tires on one of my girlfriends car. Frankly I am not in the fucking mood for any fucking man being fucking disrespectful to me in any, way shape or form.
FUCK!
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2009, 06:51:11 PM » |
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I think I just fucked myself by posting that last post in the F13 thread...sorry Coffin but it was all in good fun  |
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 You've got a pussy. I've got a dick. So, whats the problem? |
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« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2009, 07:55:12 PM » |
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You're in the clear.  Andrew knows I love him. He just pushes my buttons sometimes and he knows exactly how to do it. It's okay ... I like letting ya'll know I can be a bitch from time to time. It keeps things real.  |
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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2009, 12:49:15 AM » |
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I feel terrible. I thought this would pass but now I just feel even more depressed and sick.  |
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2009, 07:26:18 AM » |
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Don't do that .... |
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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2009, 02:30:21 PM » |
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I can't help it - it just overcomes me so much.
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2009, 04:13:34 PM » |
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the other day when i went to see F13 the retard ticket taker fucking carded me. i know i look good for my age but i sure can't pass for 16. its not like any law inforces an MPAA rating to justify be super cautious like selling smokes to minors. i thought that was common knowledge?? minimum wage shouldn't be enough to make u give a rat's ass either way.. they'd sold me the ticket already too. stupid bitch. that just incourages kids to sneak in (maybe piss on the floor out of spite), theater loses money and lays your minimum wage ass off.
in fact, the 1st thing i ever shoplifted was a VHS of F13 4 when i was 12 cuz the fuckers pulled that shit. these idiots force kids to be bad...
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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2009, 05:10:24 PM » |
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I agree. If people didn't make such a big deal out of how bad something is, or can be would we really have any desire to do anything bad?
It's knowing you get away with something "bad" that makes it so fun. I think if people started encouraging shop lifting that people wouldn't really do it anymore.
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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2009, 10:30:16 PM » |
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women fucking suck
that is all
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