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« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2010, 10:04:31 PM »

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/pawprintpost/post/2009/12/cat-survives-being-superglued-to-minnesota-highway/1

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« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2010, 10:27:19 PM »

Sheep gives birth to human-faced Lamb

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26587307-5013016,00.html
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2010, 10:26:31 AM »


Linked to this:

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/pawprintpost/post/2009/09/teen-arrested-for-wrapping-cat-in-duct-tape/1

Yea thats awesome. I want one because it reminds me of the weird dogs in NOES2.
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« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2010, 11:22:24 PM »


That is FUCKED.
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« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2010, 07:15:12 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100426/ap_on_re_us/us_immigration_enforcement

PHOENIX – The furor over Arizona's new law cracking down on illegal immigrants grew Monday as opponents used refried beans to smear swastikas on the state Capitol, civil rights leaders demanded a boycott of the state, and the Obama administration weighed a possible legal challenge.

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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2010, 08:22:39 PM »

Man burns prosthetic leg with crack pipe

Have no idea why I felt I needed to share this

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« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2010, 11:39:30 AM »

Alleged Serial Semen Sprayer Connected to Three More Grocery Store Squirts

It's the gift that keeps on giving: Gaithersburg is under attack and women are being sprayed with semen. We thought the incidents at Giant and then Michaels were bad enough, but now even more victims are coming forward. It's semen-squirting mania in Maryland!

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/2010/08/11/alleged-serial-semen-sprayer-pegged-to-three-more-grocery-store-squirts/






Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
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« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2010, 08:31:37 AM »

Another sticky situation:

Man Arrested For Putting Semen in Female Co-Worker's Water Bottle!

A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen...

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010
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« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2010, 09:17:52 AM »

Original news story (Get's good a 1 minute in):
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoLHtzHvyQk
 
& The Remix
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg
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« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2010, 10:20:30 AM »

Original news story (Get's good a 1 minute in):
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoLHtzHvyQk
 
& The Remix
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg

THEY RAPIN EVERYBODY OUT HERE!
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« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2010, 10:48:55 AM »

Almost as good as the Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
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« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2010, 11:22:13 AM »

Those wacky blacks always crack me up!  Grin

Don't forget about the time that Popeye's ran out of chicken!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

REMIX:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YsAW06bQI
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« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2010, 11:53:39 AM »

Lol, love it.   Surprised there were no riots
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« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2010, 12:20:46 PM »

MY LITTLE TERRORIST PONY Watch them blow that fucker up!
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« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2010, 09:26:46 PM »

http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/segway-company-owner-jimi-heselden-dies-driving-segway-off-cliff/19649734

Thinking about this guy driving a segway off a cliff is hilarious. Why couldn't he just jump off the fucking thing?!?  Grin
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