And it wouldn't be hard to do an fan movie of a Joe Knetter story.
Just get a bunch of very common looking people to fill the roles.
Apparently, Tiffany Shepis, Sid Haig, Ken Foree and Michael Bailey Smith are now considered "common looking." Better tell that to Rob Zombie and Alexandre Aja!
I could write a Sci Fi original if I was paid to so as well.
Ignoring the fact that this isn't even an actual sentence, no, he couldn't .
The bottom line is this: Richie is too damned stupid. That's the reason he ran away from DC with his tail between his legs when Franco bitchslapped him all over the Situation Womb. That's the reason he made a fool out of himself when he went back over to DC in his lame attempt to "call him out" and ended up causing everyone there to mock him right before he was suspended. That's the reason he wrote a review of CHAOS so inept that it actually makes David DeFalco himself look like a MENSA member. That's the reason he only has three online friends, none of whom can string a sentence together, who concoct insults no one understands.
Facts are facts. Richie is a mentally challenged moron -- this is a guy who can't even hold down a dayjob, lives in a trailer with his mother and posts pre-school insults on the internet all day. He's an uneducated nitwit who wouldn't be able to write a grocery list, much less a script.
At the end of the day, Franco and I make a great living writing movies, studios are willing to spend millions producing our scripts, and Oscar-winning actors are in them. Richie is jobless, lives in a trailer and imagines that an e-whore with an IQ below 70 is his girlfriend. That's all he does.
Franco and I do something he will only ever talk about. And that's what really gets to him. We do what he could never do, and he knows it. He's too fucking dumb.
