My Confession: I'm so sorry

[Richard Langston]

Hi everybody,

You all know me as either Johnny Truant or the other 1000 aliases I created over here.  But I’m now posting under my real name, Richard L.  You can call me Dick.  I know that I’ve pubicly embarrassed myself here and acted like a complete tool most of the time.  I just wanted to offer an apology and an explanation to everyone for my shitty behavior.  You see it wasn’t very long ago that I discovered I had strong feelings for men, STRONG feelings, and I was confused.  I live in North Carolina with my mom and she has told me that liking dudes is against the bible.  I’m here to tell you that I DON’T CARE ANYMORE.

I LOVE GUYS!  In all shapes and sizes (big sizes preferably!)  and in all forms and colors.  I long to feel their fingers in my hair, their hands on my belly.  I want to listen to Liberace while making love to beautiful Italian boys.  I want to dance naked on the mouth of a volcano while eating risotto off the chest of a hot Brazilian stud.  I can no longer deny myself.  The fact is, Wil, I’ve had a crush on you for so long now.  THAT is why I can’t let you go, why I can’t stop lurking on this site 24/7.  I know you don’t feel the same way, and in my rage I took it out on you.  I made a complete ass out of myself.  But please know that I did it for LOVE.  Even though I know you don’t return my feelings, I love you, Wil.  And I apoligize for correcting you’re spelling.  I turned to HT because I thought she was a man.  But no one can ever replace you, my love.  In the meantime, I just cruise the leather bars and fill my nights with as many meaningless backroom encounters as possible.  I hope that one day this hole inside me can be filled.

My name is Dick L.  I’m queer and I’m HERE.

I’ll close this out with a poem I wrote for the occasion ------

Weiner

Too cold outside, no pants to wear
Not much to hide, my ass is bare
The longing I have is my own
But I'll share it with you
I’ll give you my bone
Out in San Francisco.

Copyright ©2007 Richard L.

[WIL]

Wow who did he piss off now? For the record this was not my doing.

[Richard Langston]

What are you talking about, Wil?

This is me, out and PROUD!  I fly my rainbow flag for all to see.

[Cthulhu23]

Just so you know.......this is all a one way street now. Those on Amanda's site are done with this and moving on. I still can't believe it has gone on THIS long, and gotten so personal. 

I think I am just about done with message boards all together.......there is enough drama in my real life, I don't need any more when I am trying to chill out

[Richard Langston]

Just so you know.......this is all a one way street now. Those on Amanda's site are done with this and moving on. I still can't believe it has gone on THIS long, and gotten so personal. 

I think I am just about done with message boards all together.......there is enough drama in my real life, I don't need any more when I am trying to chill out

But...but...I LOVE you, too, Cthulu!  Don't leave me!

[Larry]

WTF?

[Fishy_Kotex]

Holy fuckin shit!  I'v seen that guy before.  His name was Big Rich and he used to stalk people constantly across the chud boards.  He really is an internet pervert.  I thought he would be in jail by now.  He's got some mushy head syndrom or some shit.  Like a cabbage with a bowl haircut.  I think he's retarded.  But he sure was funny.

[Richard Langston]

Lies!  All lies!

I stalked no one.  I only tried to share my love. 

I'm especially fond of black dudes.   I like to be the cream in the coffee. 

By the way Fishy, you can call me Dick.

[Fishy_Kotex]

[Richard Langston]

You're hot.  Are you a guy?

[Fishy_Kotex]

Is that real wood paneling on the wall behind you?  I havent seen that shit since the last snuff film I watched. 

[Richard Langston]

Damn right it's real!  Nothing but the best!  Real WOOD paneling if you get my drift.   

Do you like my hair?

[Cthulhu23]

WTF?

Someone created a profile pretending to be Rich (Johnny Truant) This entire flame war has gotten way out of hand. Luckily, I can say at this point it is now just a one sided flame war, the other parties involved have become bored of it and moved on!

[WIL]

Like I said this has nothing to do with me or anyone involved with the site.  Whoever is behind this is someone else Johnny pissed off. I also seem to remember Johnny and Blasph making fake profiles of Ultimate Franco and doing the same thing to them here. I never stopped them from doing it, so I would be a hypocrite  to do it now.

This is what happens when you act like a dick to people.

[WIL]

I took out his last name to protect the innocent, and because I don't want to keep getting e-mails from him, telling me how he is "over it" heh.