Urine on Tap

[Sqwash]

lol that's got to be him

[WIL]

I left him a message. Lets see if it is him.

[WIL]

lol I got banned from the forum. That's the quickest ban ever!

[son of brain hammer]

No love for Dr. Phil

[son of brain hammer]

What food gives you the squats?

SonofMetalGear
Posted 1/5/2011 2:59:41 AM
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chicken pita bread pockets.
a good burger with side order of cheeseballs
banquet chicken


So does milk/skim milk really does a body good?

SonofMetalGear
Posted 1/6/2011 1:32:44 AM
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Exactly how anyway? Does milk really make your bones strong and healthy or what?

[JBirdman13]

Yea thats him. It doesn't suprise me as it seems like he's signed up at like every message board on the internet.

[JBirdman13]

Actors in horror movies that you just can't stand anymore

SonofMetalGear
Posted 1/6/2011 11:38:48 PM
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Pretty much everyone from any Rob Zombie movie
Danny Trejo
Tom Savini- he's worse than Kane Hodder
Kane Hodder- he is not the best Jason. Ted White and that army dude from Friday the 13th Part VI are
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Technically been an original G member since 1998 before CJayC left

He's bitched about all these people before. He's really a one trick pony.

[JBirdman13]

Out of the blue he closes one topic after ending it like this.

SonofMetalGear
Posted 1/7/2011 12:02:45 AM
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Hey JBirdman or James. I may be everywhere at certain message boards on the world wide web but I don't go to the Twitter. Only horror messageboards that I am a member of are

bloodydisgusting
fangoria
horror-movies.ca
either rue morgue or dreadcentral but they're pretty crappy
nightmareonelmstreetfilms.com
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Technically been an original G member since 1998 before CJayC left

So he is obviously so concerned with our business and how much we all are annoyed by him that he just wanted to help teel us where to look for gold. Oh and he just admitted to lying about his twitter. 

Well kind of.

Just letting JBirdman to know that this so called The Twitter account mine was deactivated a long time ago so technically I do not have an account of any kind at The Twitter website

I'm gonna ignore him on Gamefags so I'll actually be able to talk about actual horror not his topics like "Troll 1/2 dvd $6 at family dollar store" and I won't have to listen to his dumb shit like how he thought the Last Exorcism would never come out on DVD.

And since I know he'll be reading this, how did your deviled eggs end up Pat?

[JBirdman13]

Yea I didn't ignore him yet.

cartwheel/wheelbarrow they're the same damn thing when it comes to carrying stuff around so you dont have to carry it yourself

 

[JBirdman13]

I can cook some Banquet Chicken covered with some barbeque sauce and other hot stuff and make my personal own From Hell Chicken where even God would get his tongue burned off by the awesome hot hot taste

Pat asks about a flick he hasnt seen then disses the Godfather. P.S. , you don't diss the fucking Godfather  :

http://boardreader.com/thread/Blood_In_Blood_Out_anyone_seen_this_movi_3fwwpXvyfgx.html

Just found some some more shit for those unregistered guests to read. 

Pat's a Trekkie and he loves to troll the Star Trek board at Game Fags:

Well excuse me but noone knew what the hell the President was in Star Trek VI back in the day when the movie came out in theaters.

Supernatural crap should not be involved in Star Trek. Ever

Especially Micheal McKean's creepy dream nightmare clown in Star Trek Voyager. That was a little farfetched

And since the internet wasnt around back then what did you guys think of Star Trek VI when it was shown at the movie theaters? It was pretty much the last Star Trek movie to have the original gang

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your link to that site really didn't help at all.

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I'm trying to do some research on past movie experiences at the theater by finding out what everyone thought of the whole movie for any sci fi movie or comedy or horror in the 1990s since the internet wasnt around at the time for everyone to talk about the movie.

 

[JBirdman13]

Here's some stuff about Pat loving VHS. Brain referenced a few of Pat's VHS threads to contradicts Pat's pro DVD statements.

Tanis574 you sure are getting Toy Soldiers and Small Soldiers mixed up.

Small Soldiers is that action figure flick with Phil Hartman.

Toy Soldiers is an action drama flick starring Whil Wheaton and Sean Astin.

Get your facts straight

movies for VHS never cost that damn much at 100 bucks for us back then. 22 to 30 bucks tops. No more and no less unless it was on clearance sale to make room for new movies for VHS.

100 bucks. I hope you guys are kidding.

My parents only paid 24 bucks each time for a movie and that was it back then

Oh and I found like the 2nd thing me and Pat can agree on. This is from his Good Sigourney Weaver thread:

No Avatar either, dammit.

Just remembered that Pat had a new top 10 recently. His top ten sickest movies list is a joke:

Human Centipede
Hostel
Hostel 2
Dead Alive
Saw
Saw 2
Saw IV
Hellraiser
Hellraiser 2
Nightbreed

[JBirdman13]

Pat is still trolling

My movie opinions make me sound old fashioned and an old fart and cause fights with certain people who think foreign flicks are better than regular. U.S. home grown horror flicks

Movies I really dont like
Godfather trilogy, Hostel 1 and 2, Cabin Fever, Remakes of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street which I still havent seen the remakes yet and never will; any Dario Argentino, Fulciwhatever his name is movies, Rob Zombie House of 1000 Corpses and its sequel, I hate Quentin Tarantino flicks including Pulp Fiction and Resevoir Dogs. I also hate raunchy female comedy flicks where they try to copy Porks and Hangover. I hate Heath Leder Joker and Dark Knight., I hate Shaun of the Dead, I hate Hot Fuzz, I hate the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and I hate Johnny Depp even more, I hate Orlando Bloom

Movies I like
Batman and Batman Returns, I like Jack Nicholson's Joker, I love Monster Squad, I love Lost Boys, I love The Gate, I love Blood Beach, I love Orca, Ice Pirates, On golden Pond, Barbarella the original with Jane Fonda ,Howard the Duck, CHUD, Hellraiser 1, 2, 3, 4 5 and Hellseeker, Puppet Master 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, Evil Dead 1 only, Krull, Reb Brown Captain America, 1990 Captain America movie, Roger Corman's Fantastic Four movie, Creepshow, Creepshow 2, I like all Star Trek movies except for Star Trek 2 Khan and the new Star Trek movie, I like Airplane and its sequel, I like the Naked Gun Trilogy, I like all Mad Max movies, I like the original George Romero zombie movies, I like Black Sheep 2007, I like Flight of the Living Dead, I like Diary of the Dead, I like Zombie Diaries, I like Land of the Dead

[WIL]

Pats just sounds like he's stuck in the 80s.

[JBirdman13]

Oh yea. That's a given.

[Sqwash]

SonofMetalGear: " What's up with New yorkers eating pizza folded in half?  They're eating it wrong. Eat pizza normal you new yorker freaks.

Doesnt matter where I eat pizza. The only place I go to eat pizza is at Pizza Hut and normal people eat pizza there the right way. Unlike new yorkers where they fold a pizza in half.

New Yorkers just dont know how to make a good pizza with the right pizza crust, etc."