Urine on Tap

Urrutiap is a stupid faggot named Patrick Urrutia who is fucking obssessed with me and keeps sending me e-mails telling me I suck and that he doesn't like the movies I review. I made a topic about him before, but this will now be his official home. I think he belongs in the hyb hall of hame section, but I can't move topics into that section for some reason.

Patrick is a big fat 28 year old loser from South Dakota. Here's a couple photos of him:

Here's some pictures of the ugly bastard:

http://eliasarriazolalujambio.hi5.com/friend/photos/displayPhotoUser.do?ownerId=513567&artistType=&photoFuid=G%3A296639817#976003095_513567_13264262_0

http://www.classmates.com/directory/public/memberprofile/list.htm?regId=350501151

Here's a choice quote:

I'm 26 and from South Dakota. I don't do much but when I do, I like to read, write short stories, draw, watch movies, travel, do whatever I guess

Here's some of his classic e-mails he has sent me:

You like My Bloody Valentine's Period 3D or whatever. That's fine but I'm telling you that not everyone is into flicks like that along with the Dario whatshislastname movies. Not everyone's cup of tea. Period.

Plus you think that I like dog biscuits? You are a moron if you think I do.

There are other people besides me that are a little curious as to how dog biscuit treats taste like. Good grief. You dont need to pick on someone because they said something like that.

What's so god damn special about these movies anyway? They're all foreign junk and I'm not going to waste money on buying these movies even if they are Hammer Horror stuff.

I'm not brainwashed and suckered in when it comes to these foreign horror flicks. I still havent seen Zombie and any of the Fulci flicks. I just have no interested at all. Period.

Explain to me why you like Brain Hammer think Zombie and or the Fulci junk are so special to you guys. What's so special about them anyway?

not everyone in the U.S. spends all their free time hunting down these Brain Hammer or Hammer film movies which they havent heard of before.

All of them are probably foreign and crappy

Patrixk Urrutia <wizzo1980@yahoo.com>
Subject: You kiss your mother with that mouth of yours?

I actually laugh at your reviews of these overhyped movies like Bloody Valentine and whatever else you find in the garbage dump.By the way I do have a life and no I don't eat dog biscuits. I made a topic about dog biscuits because I've always been curious about how they would taste.

You are the one that is a fucking retard trying to start fights with me and stuff at gamefaqs. If you like those italian horror flicks and whatever crap there is that Fulci and others have made then why don't you go fucking marry them?

I've been at gamefaqs longer than you have you fucking dipshit. I've been around gamefaqs since 1998.

I'm telling you right now that I have better taste in movies and I'm not impressed by these stupid junk horror movies which you post in your review topics. Not everyone watches that crap like Bloody Valentine or evn something like Zombie

I like horror movies but I dont need to watch a horror movie that's too gory and stupid like Bloody Valentine or something like Hostel. I want to see some fuckng plot. Not over the top gore and shit.

I have a fucking life Brain Hammer.

You think you're cool reposting those emails I sent you? Wow that's just awesome.

By the way there are ways to make multiple accounts at message boards. I am not the only person who has done it before. Other people have ways of getting back on sites like gamefaqs.

I have noticed thaty punk ass kids are overrunning gamefaqs and its not even funny. Back then in 1998 and 1999 it wasnt crammed but emos and whatnot.

Here is one of his posts from gamefaqs so you know who you are dealing with:

Blood Feast 1963 - never heard of it
Night of the Bloody Apes 1969 - never heard of it
I Drink Your Blood 1970 - never heard of it
A Bay of Blood 1971 - never heard of it
Criminally Insane 1975 - also never heard of it
Bloodsucking Freaks 1976- never heard of it either
Last House on Dead End Street 1977- never heard of it
Faces of Death 1978 - never heard of it
Beyond the Darkness 1979 - never heard of it
City of the Living Dead 1980 - never heard of it since i was probably still in my mother's womb
Cannibal Holocaust 1980- have heard but never seen
Contamination 1980- never heard of it
Maniac 1980- never heard of it
Night of the Demon 1980- never heard of it
Xombi Holocaust 1980 - never heard of it
Burial Ground 1981 - never heard of it
Nightmare 1981 - never heard of it
Cannibal Ferox 1981 - never heard of it
Basket Case 1982 - Seen it only once when I was a little kid. Bizarre movie where it got ruined by goofy sequels
Pieces 1982- never heard of it
The Deadly Spawn 1983- never heard of it
Day of the Dead 1985- still have it for VHS and have seen it a bunch of times
Phenomena 1985- This the Creepers flick starring Jennifer Connely?
Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood/ Mermaid in a Manhole 1985/88- never heard of it
Lucker the Necrophagus 1986- also never heard of it
Nekromantik 1987- never heard of it
Henry : Portrait of a Serial Killer 1988- have heard about it but never seen it
Men Behind the Sun 1988- never heard or seen it
The Dead Next Door 1988- never seen it also
Faceless 1988- never seen it
Baby Blood 1989- never seen it or heard about it
Intruder 1989- never heard of it
Luther the Geek 1990- never heard of it
Nightmare Concert 1990 never heard of it
Rki-Oh: The Story of Ricky 1991 have heard about it but never seen it
Dead Alive 1992- still have it for VHS and have seen it a dozen times
Violent **** 2 1992(*=poo)- never heard of it
The Untold Story 1993 never heard of it
Aftermath 1994 never heard of it
Kichiku 1997 never heard of it
Versus 2000 heard about it but never seen it
Ichi The Killer 2001 also have heard about it but never seen it
Plaga Zombie: Mutant Zone 2001 never heard about it
High Tension 2003- seen it and had for DVD a year ago. lost interest
Cannibal 2005 never heard ofit
The Hills Have Eyes 2006 -rented it, seen it and hated it
Agust Underground's Penance 2007 never heard of it
Inside 2007 heard about it but never seen it
Mother of Tears 2007 heard of it but never seen it

Here are some more of the e-mails he has sent me:

From: "Patrick" <urrutiap@yahoo.com>
Subject: Gamefaqs
Date: Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 1:40 AM

Who the hell died and made you the freakin king of gamefaqs? What's so god damn special about these Hammer horror movies anyway? Not everyone watches that crap made by them

From: "Patrick" <urrutiap@yahoo.com>
Subject: Hammer films are trash along with Zombie and others
Date: Monday, January 12, 2009 4:02 PM

Can't believe people like you are falling for junk like Zombie and alot of those Italian horror flicks. They're really overrated and probably not that great anyway in the first place.

I have better taste in movies when it comes to horror and I'm not a fool and I'm not into these overrated and overhyped foreign horror flicks with suckey foreign actors.

From: "Patrick" <urrutiap@yahoo.com>
[ No Subject ]
Tuesday, January 13, 2009 3:05 PM

You think Jason X sucks? You're the one that sucks dude. You and your shitty taste in stuff like Hammer films or whatever its called.

Here's my favorite e-mail he sent me:

Good fucking riddance. As for your shitty horroryearbook site You can't stop me. I will be posting there whenever I feel like it. Plus I have ways to sign up there and stuff. It's easy these days to get around making up fake names and stuff. Other people have it before to get back on those messageboards. I'm not the only fucking person in the world who has done it.

I will be reading the topics there at horroryearbook whether you like it or not. I just couldn't stand you fucking insulting me at gamefaqs. It was fucking annoying. If I was one of the fucking moderators at gamefaqs I would have banned you. I was tired of seeing you get away with it all the damn time while i kept getting moderated for no fucking reason.

Good fucking bye and have fun with your shitty precious horroyearbook and I will be roaming around there also

You guys would have loved a yahoo chat I had with him a while ago. Yes, he contacted me on yahoo chat. He is OBSESSED WITH ME. Anyways, here is the gist of the conversation:

U: I wanted to say I'm sorry
B: Sorry for what?
U: It speaks! I'm sorry you left gamefaqs, but you really pissed me off, blah blah blah you should apologize to me
B: I'm sorry, do you feel better now?
U: Yes, but you probably don't mean it
B: Why do you want my attention so badly?
U: You started it by posting my emails on gamefaqs making fun of me
B: Why do you care what I think?
U: You need to know that no one likes those foreign horror movies
B: That's your opinion
U: No one tracks that stuff down
B: Some people do
U: No they don't
U: The only horror flicks people have heard of are Nightmare On Elm St, Hellraiser, CHUD, and Nightbreed
B: That is silly
U: I'm 28 and I grew up in the 80's, I don't like foreign movies and gory crap
B: How many times do you need to tell me that?
U: How old are you?
B: I'm 4 years older than you, why do you repeat yourself so much?
U: I DONT! You need to learn I am on a message board I am not talking to you, blah blah blah
U: I don't like gory movies like Dead Alive
B: I don't care what you like.
U: Not everyone cares about that gory crap
B: Some people do. Do you understand that not everyone shares your opinions?
U: Most people have never heard of the movies you review
B: That's why I review them, maybe people will check out something new
U: You force people to watch them
B: I don't force people to do anything, all I do is post a review - you don't have to read it
U: On gamefaqs you force people to read them, you made fun of me
U: I don't like it when you post my e-mails and call me names
B: You start your share of arguments
U: Thanks to you my user name is messed up for a few days
B: Don't blame me, I'm not a mod on gamefaqs

At that point he gave up and left.

I have had him banned from the horroryearbook boards, but he vows to come back and post again under another name. He really is a lunatic. You can't talk sense into him. He's like the fucking terminator - HE CAN'T BE STOPPED, EVER!!! For someone who claims to have a life he sure is obsessed with speaking to me. Posts, e-mails, IM, he really seems to want my attention. It's sad really.