I like 'em both. I remember back in 12th grade I got my ass suspended from school, which was just fine with me as I didn't really want to go in the first place (hated those asshats), and I went to go see House on Haunted Hill the day it came out. That was a good day! It was funny too because it was Homecoming or something at school, and they told me I wasn't allowed to go to it, even though it was after school, since I was suspended. OH WELL! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM ASSHOLES WHO GRADUATED WHEN THEY WENT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, MUCH LESS WHEN I'M NOT AT SCHOOL, AND THE SAME GOES FOR THOSE IN MY CLASS. THAT'S RIGHT, FUCK YOU ALL. I'M GOING TO SEE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL AND GOING TO WORK. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FUCKERS. KISS MY ASS, AND FUCK YOU AND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED.
/rant over.
Ok here is what I was suspended for. In my computer applications class, I had downloaded the lyrics for the upcoming (at the time) Korn album, ISSUES off a website. I had copied and pasted them, and I went to save them to a file that I thought was mine. See, the computer system at the school, each student had their own account and a login. The girl who used the computer before me had saved her work on it....and for some reason I was able to open it. But I thought it was MY file, and I pasted the Korn lyrics in it. So the next morning when she goes to open up the word file that she had been working on......there is poetry about flirting with suicide and raping women. Two of my fave things, but evidently she didn't like either of them and I got suspended for 3 days because of it.
THROW BRIER RABBIT IN THE BRIAR PATCH! SONS OF BITCHES.
The best part? My mom knew it was bullshit and didn't care.
