Death Walks the Streets/ Matthew S. Harrison/ Matthew Pletcher

[Johnny Truant]

it's supposed to be "0NY"

It's the number zero.

[Hookertrash]

it's supposed to be "0NY"

It's the number zero.

Well excuuuuuuuuUuuuuuse me!

[Ultimo Franco]

There is no excuse for you, you piece of human refuse.

[murderpunk]

saying "human refuse", instead of "shit" doesn't make you sound educated, just melodramatic

 

who is this guy and who's he talking about anyway?

[Johnny Truant]

He's batshit insane.

[Hookertrash]

There is no excuse for you, you piece of human refuse.

You have a smelly vagina

[blasphemer1313]

Sand can have a stench.

[murderpunk]

i've been a Yearbook Walker for 25 years.

[Johnny Truant]

WIL is going to totally pwn those fucks whenever he gets around to writing that article.

[WIL]

http://www.horroryearbook.com/2007/04/20/death-walks-the-streets-the-truth-uncovered/

THA BIG ARTICLE!

[davidus_montoyacus]

http://www.horroryearbook.com/2007/04/20/death-walks-the-streets-the-truth-uncovered/

THA BIG ARTICLE!

And big article it was.  And PWN3D was Death Walks the Streets. 

What if you and your friends were REALLY Death Walkers, talked about it to all your friends, whispered into each other's ears how you were going to make it to the premiere after an all night love session, only to discover it wasn't true.  You'd have to kill yourself. 

Next time on ET:

Kids kill themselves because the movie they've anticipated....never was.  One of the suicide notes reads: "If it never was, then was I?  Was I ever?"  When we tried to interview the grieving parents, they just laughed and said, "I told him it was all a lie from day one.  He always was gullible.  I used to tell him gullible was written on the ceiling, and then when he'd look up, I'd knee him in the balls.  He always was a troubled kid."

That was an amazing article.  Horror Yearbook did a great job showin' that guy who he was messin' with. 

Yeeeah.

[Johnny Truant]

So have you posted that shit on DC yet?  hehehehe.

[murderpunk]

where did the millions of dollars go then? booze and strippers?

[davidus_montoyacus]

The money went into the pockets of some very nice designer jeans. 

First they probably got tax write offs after giving it all to an imaginary charity.

[Darkspider]

http://www.horroryearbook.com/2007/04/20/death-walks-the-streets-the-truth-uncovered/

THA BIG ARTICLE!

Very good article WIL The most amazing thing is that you have done this without even really trying, most of this was done with the internet and phone, right?. You should be an investigative reporter, a horror investigative reporter.