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« on: February 27, 2007, 12:05:49 AM »

The great people from Shock-O-Rama have sent us:

Suburban Nightmare:



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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2007, 12:07:10 AM »

Rated "R" by the MPAA

Criminally Insane (a.k.a. Crazy Fat Ethel) and Satan's Black Wedding are the long-sought-after fright films by 1960/70s sexploitation filmmaker Nick Philips - his only forays into the horror genre. Best known for grim and despairing soft-core features including Roxanna and Pleasures of a Woman, Philips switched gears in 1975 and directed what are rightly considered creepy, outrageous and idiosyncratic horror cult classics. Both films have been newly transferred from the original film elements. This is their first release ever on DVD!

SATAN'S BLACK WEDDING
1975 / USA
Mark travels to California to unravel the mystery surrounding his sister's death. He learns that she had been writing a novel about Satanic worship and spent a good deal of time at an abandoned church outside of town. When Mark begins seeing her in the company of a creepy looking priest, he goes to the old church and learns that Satan himself has chosen him and his sister to be wed in unholy matrimony...and become the proud vampire parents of the Antichrist!

CRIMINALLY INSANE (a.k.a. Crazy Fat Ethel)
1975 / USA
Tipping the scales at 300 pounds, Ethel Janowski (Priscilla Alden) - "Crazy Fat Ethel" - has just been released from a mental institution. Ethel is full of repressed rage, but she can't get full no matter how much she eats. When her grandmother locks away the food, Ethel kills the old woman for the keys to the pantry and soon becomes a bloodthirsty, mass-murdering monster that will slaughter anyone who gets in the way of her appetite. But what will Ethel do with the corpses that are piling up in the attic?

PLUS the following DVD extras:
- Feature film: CRIMINALLY INSANE 2 (1987)
- BLACK WEDDING Interview w/ Nick Philips
- a CRIMINALLY INSANE Interview w/ Nick Philips
- "Criminally Insane: A Look Back" w/ Nick Philips and Priscilla Alden
- Commentary tracks featuring Nick Philips and 42nd St. Pete
- Retro-Shock Trailer Vault


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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2007, 02:23:44 PM »

LMAO I WANT CRAZY FAT ETHEL.  She calls people niggers when she kills them and eats ice cream.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2007, 02:26:47 PM »

We don't use that word around here...YOU'RE BANNED!
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2007, 02:33:36 PM »

CURSES!
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2007, 03:26:19 PM »

IDIOT!


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h yeah? Well kiss my plate Mr. Big Shot! Maby you forgot, this chrome dome bankrolled this food buisness! no lucky goose with a machette no head wound no head wound! NO fancy rollin grill-a-go-go! Ain't no fool, kiss it don't forget it!
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2007, 09:53:28 PM »

hehe.
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2007, 03:58:42 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 04:02:45 PM »

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h yeah? Well kiss my plate Mr. Big Shot! Maby you forgot, this chrome dome bankrolled this food buisness! no lucky goose with a machette no head wound no head wound! NO fancy rollin grill-a-go-go! Ain't no fool, kiss it don't forget it!
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2007, 04:06:22 PM »

Thanks Hooker. I owe these people a banner for the DVDs. psst it helps if you guys and guys click the link to them but don't tell them I told you that. It also helps if you buy their dvds so we get better ones from them.

I was trying to test a banner but to drunk to make a good one....Chad?
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 07:00:10 PM »

WhAt A bUnCh oF WEirdoS.
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Guerra, sangre y horror por siempre!


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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2007, 09:46:12 AM »

WATCH Criminally Insane trailer HERE
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