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« Reply #885 on: October 01, 2008, 03:27:10 PM »

DOOD!  If you did it I'd jizz my pants so fucking hard.

Who would you pitch to?  Why don't you just do it yourself?
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« Reply #886 on: October 08, 2008, 07:35:58 PM »

Hey I'm Bokonon(not my real name, surprise I know) and I really enjoy this forum. I joined months ago,but kind of forgot about it. I visit the site almost every day and like the format and attitude of it all. I've been a member of a few other horror forums, but they have all moved on so I decided to give this one a shot. It seems like I made the right choice.

I love all.... well almost all things related to horror, and exploitation films. I love music and have a pretty decent collection of books and cds. When I'm not involved with that I like drinking, gawking... um I mean being around people (especially women with great butts) and go to live shows. I look forward to staying here for a long time as long as you all can put up with me.

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« Reply #887 on: October 08, 2008, 07:50:37 PM »

I like you already, Sir!  Thanks for joining.  We need some new people round these parts.
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« Reply #888 on: October 08, 2008, 08:29:52 PM »

I like you already, Sir!  Thanks for joining.  We need some new people round these parts.

Fo real....welcome aboard....we may seem assholish and arrogant but we're just kittens! Grin
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« Reply #889 on: October 08, 2008, 09:38:35 PM »

I only pissed them off once but I did have an idea about pitching a HYB reality TV show.
I think you and Murderpunk should become the "Bartles & Jaymes" of horror:

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« Reply #890 on: October 08, 2008, 09:43:14 PM »

Someone needs to bring back Bartles & Jaymes. Those commercials were great. "We thank you for your support. Nothing says a good time like two old farts getting drunk and then never getting off your porch. In the morning you find them passed out, the smell of urine hits you and there's vomit all over the place. I hate when that happens. Oh yeah... sorry.
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« Reply #891 on: October 08, 2008, 11:30:47 PM »

Welcome Bokonon...now you must face 5  deadly challenges before you can proceed.
Wil, will inform you as to what they are.  Good luck, you'll need it.
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« Reply #892 on: October 08, 2008, 11:33:14 PM »

Welcome Bokonon...now you must face 5  deadly challenges before you can proceed.
Wil, will inform you as to what they are.  Good luck, you'll need it.


I will do my best to overcome each challenge. I was afraid of this day, but I knew it would come. Alright Wil, do your worst.
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« Reply #893 on: October 09, 2008, 12:51:17 AM »

one challenge involves no clothes, vomit, and a donkey.
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« Reply #894 on: October 09, 2008, 01:21:20 AM »

That challenge again? Man I thought those days were over, but only if it involves one donkey. Two donkeys are much harder to handle, trust me.
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« Reply #895 on: October 11, 2008, 05:38:06 PM »

Hello everybody! Just joined and the very first thing I've read is to introduce myself so here I am. Please don't hurt me too bad! (At least don't leave marks on the face!) Don't let my screenname fool you. I'm really a bad, bad boy! Lifelong horror fan here. 44 years old and can remember back to my mom taking me to Pender's newsstand to buy me Fangoria magazine when I was very young. I manage a video store in a small East Texas town where I get my fill of all the horror I can get my hands on. Slasher films are my favorites. My favorite authors are Richard Laymon and Jack Ketchum. Well, enough for now. Do your worst!
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« Reply #896 on: October 11, 2008, 07:43:29 PM »

Laymon & Ketchum, congrats. You're now ok be me and probably Larry.
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« Reply #897 on: October 11, 2008, 09:01:12 PM »

Welcome aboard.....it's nice to have another old guy in here Smiley
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« Reply #898 on: October 11, 2008, 09:34:10 PM »

Hey, welcome to the group. I'm a new member myself. It's always great to have another horror fan join the conversation. I'm glad a horror fans manages a video store. That way we can be sure horror movies will be available.
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« Reply #899 on: October 11, 2008, 09:45:33 PM »

These "New Members Introduce Yourself" threads always remind me of alcohol anonymous meetings, not that I have ever been to 1.
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