Letters to Justin Bieber

[WIL]

As you all know I launched a new website called Tweet Soup. It is basically a huge collection of celebrity twitter feeds that allows people to follow any celebrity on Twitter without following them with their actual account. Any-fart there is this contact page (http://www.tweetsoup.com/contact) where you can suggest a celebrity, or send in a general suggestion. When someone fills it out it gets sent to my e-mail. For some reason all these tweens and teens think it is Justin Bieber's personal e-mail. I get all these odd marriage proposals, phone numbers and odd shit. It is hilarious so I decided to post them here. Here is an example:


Justin wuld u date an 11 yaer old gurl bcuz im really pretty and have a pretty smile nd i
am very funny with long hair and sweet and doen 2 earth and generous bt 1 of my flaws is
dat i am an hothead bt i luv u szo much please answer luv ya bye

[Lord-Infernus]

These are gonna be fucking priceless.......little gurhls love them some Justin Bieber!

[Shadow Lord]

No matter how good (or fugly) any celebrity (or music artist) looks , there will always be people
who will want a piece of them (for their money and for status) mostly! Thats just how
alot of people are. You are nobody until you become wealthy or famous. If anyone of us
here at the horror yearbook forums  were ever to win or come into an enormous amount
of money, we'd all have people wanting to become are friends (yeah, right! ...what a f******
joke!)  wanting to hang out  with us, wanting to bed us (both sexes)  ...with Justin Bieber, it's
no different. He probably still thinks girls all have the kooties! LOL 

[WIL]

hey justin.i am soooooooooooo in luv with u!4 my next brthday can u cum? its in .... wen u get 2 [the town] call me 4 my adress. oh ya,my b-day  iz 4-20.plz cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO -keona (key-on-on uh)

[Sqwash]

i actually wrote that last one

[WIL]

lol she actually sent her phone number.

[Lord-Infernus]

lol she actually sent her phone number.

You should soooooo drunk dial her and pretend to be Beiber.

[WIL]

i love u will you soon be coming to saint john ppppppppplllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeee

[Madman_Cropsy]

hey justin.i am soooooooooooo in luv with u!4 my next brthday can u cum? its in .... wen u get 2 [the town] call me 4 my adress. oh ya,my b-day  iz 4-20.plz cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO -keona (key-on-on uh)

haha she wants him to cum. And she's 420 friendly.

Me and her have the same birthday lol

[WIL]

Holy shit! Look at the comments http://www.tweetsoup.com/item/70158


I have gotten more e-mails but they are all  boring like this ---> "all i want to do is meet you"

[Madman_Cropsy]

"WILL YHU MARRY MEH !!!!!1 PLEASE I LOVE YHU JUSTIN U SO FINE AND HOT"

lov u justin bieber i got ur number its 1404 665 3410 ur sixteen ur growning up u got a car lov u lov ur songs baby,onetime,and one less lonely girl cant wait for my world to go out in 6 hours 12..00 yes im going to listen lov u i want to see u come to my party in brooklyn ny. its in conley ilsand seagate i want u so bad i want to marry u lov u alot bye.

I will se ya there just please don't tell anyone that I'm gonna be there

................... ................... . .....________...... . .................
................... .................,. - '"................. . .``~.,............. . ....
................... ..........,.-"..... . ................... . ........."-.,...... . .....
................... ......,/........... . ................... . ...............":,. . ......
................... ..,?............... . ................... . ..................\ , .....
................... /.................. . ................... . ................... . ,}....
................./. ................... . ................... . .............,:`^`. . }....
.............../... ................... . ................... . ........,:"........ . /.....
..............?.... .__................ . ................... . ....:`.........../. . ...
............./__.(. ...."~-,_.......... . ................... , :`........../...... . .
.........../(_...." ~,_........"~,_.... . ...............,:`. . ......_/...........
..........{.._$;_.. ...."=,_......."-,_ . ......,.-~-,},.~";/ . ...}...........
...........((.....* ~_......."=-._..... . ";,,./`..../"...... . ......./........... .
...,,,___.\`~,..... ."~.,.............. . .....`.....}....... . ....../............ .
............(....`= -,,.......`........ . ...............(... . ..;_,,-"........... . ...
............/.`~,.. ....`-............. . .................\. . ..../\............. . .....
.............\`~.*- ,.................. . ..................| , ./.....\,__........ . ..
,,_..........}.& -._\............... . ................... | ..............`=~-, . ...
.....`=~-,_\_...... `\,................ . ................\.. . ................... . .
................... `=~-,,.\,.......... . ................... . \.................. . ....
................... .............`:,,.. . ................... . ....`\............. . __..
................... ..................` = -,................. . .,%`&--==``..... . .
................... ................... . ._\..........._,-%. . .....`\............ . ..
................... ................,& ;`.._|_,-&``....... . ........`\......... . .... 

[WIL]

This one left a message on the site about T-shirts her dad made for Bieber. Then she sent me this e-mail. I wish we had our old PO Box and it was listed on the site, but its not


"HI how are you doin the shirts that we have 4 u are so artistick"

I just started pretending these letters are for me and that there are thousands of 12-year-olds dying to hold my hand

[WIL]

From Australia

"OMG justin i love you r songs your music videos are amazing. and just think your an
allround  amazing guy, everthing about you is great, but most of all its your big brown
eyes, and your smile, it  makes my heart skip a beat, its just wonderful           love
cassidy XXXXXXXX"

[Madman_Cropsy]

Justin Bieber is my number one crush to love forever and how ever if i see the girls that stool ed his hat im going to steel the hat and send it to him with a note.

... please give me your phone number and i will never disturbe you ... LOLZ

[WIL]

Aww this one makes me sad 

hey justin bieber im one of ur number one fan i have all ur music i listen to it nd i go
crazy with ur music i relly wish i could go to ur concert in july but apperantly my mom
or dad cant afford it right now so im really upset im not gonna be able to see u live
here in LA in the nokia theater