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[Greg Lamberson]

I didn't know they were Lion's Gate people.

When there was a debate over CAPTIVITY being "censored," wasn't I the one who pointed out you guys were falling into a marketing plan trap?

Weren't you the one who said I should have showed GRUESOME on Dread Central??

"and don't have our noses so far up Romero's ass"--I know, don't you just hate LAND OF THE DEAD?

"--the staff here actually have a mind of their own"--this is actually a pretty funny statement considering the context of your argument!

HYB made the national print ads of Hostel 2 claiming it was "One of the best horror films of the last ten years"--

YOU SAID THAT??? IN A NATIONAL PRINT AD???  OH, I WISH YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE ROLLING LAUGHTER ICONS!!!

I want a blurb like that for JOHNNY GRUESOME!

Remember--I'm on your side!

D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-R!

[WIL]

I know!!!!!!.

Chris was upset about Captivity getitng fucked, even if it were a marketing campaign, so I took the opportunity to stand up for horror movies of it's nature, plus Chris used it as an exuse to use the word communist 40,000 times. I mean there are great horror movies in the past that were crucified, so we should stand together even if we don't like the films to say they at least have the right to be made, right? They turned around and fucked us anyway, and to open the curtain behind the scenes I got an e-mail, around the same time, from their online PR rep telling me we just made their PR list? Just to prove my point that certain websites who spent years kissing ass didn't have to, and could be cool like us!

I told you to go to Dread central because your video would of been seen by more people there. Which proves I am not the drunk dumb ass everyone claims and rather see you do well than be the selfish prick our ex-board members claim I am.

Again i don't hate Romero, like I don't hate VuckoviIk, I just used him as an example. (plus he is supposed to be such a great guy, but demanded an insane amount of money to come to Silicon, I was actually a fool fanboy and thought he may do it for free...I ain't talking airfare here people! it is also for charity I may remind you!).

Hey... Tyler wrote the review, and did you even see the film smartass? You can't rip it as bad as you have until you saw it. Even Royce has seen it! And you should at least congratulate us, even if you don't agree that was a huge jump for us.


I wrote the review for Johnny so I never go that far with praise     (ask molly she has been trying for a year to get praise out of me), but I never write anything anymore, so that is a bigger compliment!

I am on your side also, and again I repeat that is why I love HYB, a lot of time the people who make up HYB don't agree but we don't run around bashing one another or acting like dicks to one another like some people do, because they were a little butt hurt, or to quote the http://www.geeksofdoom.com (great website by the way) "They get mad because their mom didn't make their sloppy joes on time"

Just think about it like the great film YOUNG GUNS!

No one wanted to follow Billy (me) he was crazy, flew off the handle, shot people, was good looking, smart and witty (did I mention he represents me?) . Doc (Royce I guess) just wanted to read poetry and that one guy (Tyler) just wanted to be held by a woman. None of them wanted to ride with the dirty mexican indian (Lethaldread) but they all did. They all pulled together, even when they were free they went back to save that lawyer (that can be Greg). They were a fucked up family (oh yeah Chris is Dirty Steve Stephens and Molly can be that asian hooker) but they were THE GOOD GUYS, fighting for the greater good or something I think, and they stuck together. That represents HYB, its staff and the horror genre. So like Billy the Kid told that Lawyer: "If you don't leave they're going to kill you and I will have to kil all them and that adds up to a lot of killing."


Now you thought Charlie Sheen (he is up for dibs) was the tough one, but he died first and if you remember the sequel it was really Doc (Royce) who was the tough one when he said "Lets finish the game!"

So lets finish the game!

Can anyone argue with that! Because if you can you're NUTS!

[Greg Lamberson]

YOUNG GUNS was a lame assed MTV brat pack movie,not a real western.

I need to see HOSTEL 2 to say if it's good or not; I don't need to see it to that it's NOT the best horror film in the last 10 years!  THAT'S BULLSHIT!  You shouldn't be so proud of that quote.  Whenever you see a movie review in a TV commercial and there are quotes from critics you've never heard of, you know the movie sucks and no famous critics had anything good to say about it, and small town critics fell all over themselves praising some piece of shit because they know they can get their name on TV.  It's called S-E-L-L-I-N-G   O-U-T! 

Romero cancels half his appearances anyway, so you're lucky he didn't agree to come.  I'd have been your main guest and the whole con would be screwed!

You better not fuck up my JOHNNY GRUESOME sales; we sold 30% of the 250-copy print run on opening day and if you louse me up I'm sending Tonya Harding after you.  I think Molly should be your book reviewer, I bet she's sober when she reads.   She's reviewing PERSONAL DEMONS, right?

[WIL]

You leave Young Guns alone!

You're a big meany!

Yeah and Molly mentioned somewhere about reading and reviewing your dumb book. I have no excuse for Gary and should not of gave it to him I guess, but he was the guy who turned me onto your films. I don't think he thought he was supposed to review it, but I told him you wanted a review and he said after we moved he would do it.

Also I am not always as drunk as I say I am,   it's part of my persona. I can't even type this shit I am laughing so hard. You going to call Chris a crippled next 

  You crack me up! Leave me alone. No one loves me. Where is Larry I like him better.

[Dr. Royce Clemens]

CHIIIIIIIIME!

After Dark is mad at us because, dammit, WE USE OUR TEETH WHEN WE BLOW A MOVIE!

I like that the worst they could do is use the word "Lame."  Like this is High School and we so desperately want them to ask us to prom.  Jesus Christ, would it put them out THAT much to say that we "eat shit," or something mildly dirty?  This is the company that realeses movies that are "TOO EXTREME FOR THEATRES!"  Like AN AMERICAN HAUNTING and that Kelly Hu piece of PG-13 shit that's coming out next Friday.  Frankly anyone who places their stock in a company run by the dill-hole who directed that ass-awful DUNGEONS & DRAGONS movie shouldn't read this site in the first place.  They'll have a better time at Chuck E. Cheese.  I hope to God they don't forget their helmets.

You have to be the hardest of the hard to work at HYB.  All these other horror sites engage in groupthink and cater to the consensus.  To work here, not only are you going to piss off most horror fans, you're going to piss off most of the rest of the staff here AND the message boards.  You can't be a puss to work here.

And how come I don't get a nifty little title like "God" or "winner" or some other silly bullshit?

[WIL]

Because you have to get drunk and make like 4,000 post to get to that status.

[Dr. Royce Clemens]

BULLCRAP!

It's bad enough I pick fights with with folks on two other sites, I have to come HERE to do it too?

Anyway yeah.  After Dark sucks.  Their movies should come with level five Biohazard warnings.  They could strip the stain off of old wooden tables.  They're so bad that could singe the hair off of Robin Williams' butthole.

So I take it I'm reviewing SKINWALKERS for you guys?

[Greg Lamberson]

If I can rip Eli Roth and CABIN FEVER/HOSTEL/HOSTEL 2 without seeing them, it's no trouble at all for me to rip AFTER DARK without me knowing anything about them, either.

Hey, I just watched a film by this kid Justin Channel, DIE AND LET LIVE.  Even though I slept through half of it, it was funny as hell!

[WIL]

Never heard of it. And Royce calls Skinwalkers or whateverits called,  is that After Dark Horrorfest btw? I am going to go over to 2snaps.tv, it is less hostile and pinker!

[Greg Lamberson]

Is 2 SNAPS safe for heterosexuals now?  I couldn't take that anti-SOPRANOS/pro-GREY'S ANATOMY shit.

[WIL]

You think HYB is crazy, 2 Snaps news is almost 100% just to piss people off. You ever see those news stories Molly published about Criss Angel? There is an army of young girl - Criss Angel fans that wants Molly's head on a platter, and I don't think she really said anything mean --> http://www.2snaps.tv/981463 Look like 2 pages on comments.

It is 100% hetro safe, but it is our gay sista site! If you don't like celebrity gossip then 2 Snaps is NOT for you. Andrew does reality show recaps, I can't remember the ones you like though, and don't know if those are the ones he is covering.

Also if you're not a fan of Ain't it Cool News and Harry Knowles we have an awesome writer joining us who spoofs him. It is not mean spirited but funny.

Yeah it is kind of a rag, enquirer type site but it is a fucking blast to do. We enjoy it, but it's not for everyone.

Our new site I think is suposed to be a Men's health/Maxim type site  but I have a plan for a better site. I will reveal it when the time is right!

[Greg Lamberson]

I don't know what the fuck "Cris Angel" is, and I got banned from Ain't It Cool for constantly mocking Harry's bad writing; I sent him a copy of Strunk and White's THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE to show him there were no hard feelings.  And his writing improved!

[lethaldread]

Fucking Criss Angel, i saw one of his "magic tricks" debunked on digg by using a DVR and focusing on the background.

[WIL]

I don't know what the fuck "Cris Angel" is, and I got banned from Ain't It Cool for constantly mocking Harry's bad writing; I sent him a copy of Strunk and White's THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE to show him there were no hard feelings.  And his writing improved!

Yeah I didn't know who Criis Angel was either until Molly did an artcile and we got 2 pages of replies bitchig, I'll tell you who he is a traffic gold mine!

[murderpunk]

maybe cause we acknowledge that the most important thing in their films is whether or not the lead actress shows her boobs?

that one in the Jersey Shore haunted house ride was good tho