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« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2007, 06:26:46 PM » |
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I will never think of that song the same way again.
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h yeah? Well kiss my plate Mr. Big Shot! Maby you forgot, this chrome dome bankrolled this food buisness! no lucky goose with a machette no head wound no head wound! NO fancy rollin grill-a-go-go! Ain't no fool, kiss it don't forget it!
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« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2007, 09:22:28 AM » |
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Yeah, I thought the Willard remake was kinda gay, although Glover's performance was very good. Hmmmmm, the worst of my collection, well...I used to have Cannibal Campout, 'til I traded it. Pretty bad in a bad way. Memorial Valley Massacre really sucked, boring. Hell of the Living Dead is in my collection but I like it, so bad its good...and in no way is it boring. I think that is what makes a B horror flick, whether or not it is boring. If it doesn't have any of the following, it sucks...Action, Gore, Atmosphere, Nudity, humor (intentionally, or not) and/or nastiness! Essential. Using Jason X as an example, if anyone out there takes this film seriously, then you need your head examined! It is fun, I mean how freakin' far can you go with the Jason character anyway. In all honesty, they should have ended it by part 4! But, since they haven't, I am down with seeing Jason in more ridiculous movies! hahahaha Oh yeah, Fulci's House of Clocks and Voices from Beyond kinda suck in my opinion too. He has made some great movies, but some of them really bore the hell outta me! That is all for now....................................
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« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2007, 10:48:51 PM » |
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Oh I love Memorial Day Massacre that fat kid is great!
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« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2007, 10:57:35 PM » |
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Yeah, but he was about the only entertaining thing about the movie, and Captain Caveman killed him off in the beginning! Well, that and it had cameo by Cameron Mitchell! So 2 cool things!
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« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2007, 11:01:09 PM » |
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Yeah the fat kid is all I remember but when he kills him is a classic! I keep telling everyone it's a great movie and that's the only reason why. You have it on DVD or VHS?
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« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2007, 11:07:27 PM » |
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I had it on a DVD compilation called Cult Horror Classics or something like that. I gave it to a youngster I know that is starting to get into horror flicks pretty heavy. The DVD also contains the classics, Pieces/Horror Rises from the Tomb/Kill Baby Kill/The Demon(more Cameron Mitchell!)/Night of Bloody Horror, and some more I can't remember. I already have the others so I figured he would get some good use out of it.
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« Reply #51 on: March 22, 2007, 11:05:40 AM » |
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I have that same collection.
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« Reply #52 on: March 22, 2007, 01:00:26 PM » |
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Aw are you the little boy he gave the set to Johnny?
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« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2007, 01:58:06 PM » |
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I also own that "Cult Horror Collection", but I used to own "Memorial Valley Massacre" on vhs too. My favorite line from that movie is: "What's the matter? Don't you like SPEED METAL?!?"
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« Reply #54 on: March 22, 2007, 02:26:26 PM » |
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Speed Metal Demon! Hell yeah!
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« Reply #55 on: March 22, 2007, 02:39:53 PM » |
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Jason X and Jason vs Freddy ARE NOT like the originals. You HAVE bumped your big ole head Johnny Truant. CHEESE AND RICE!
My worst DVD's in my collection are ...
MALEVOLENCE (blind buy - Johnny Truant said it was good. The other bad news, I paid like 25 bucks for it!!!)
How are they not like the orignals? Stupid kids do stupid shit and get killed. The only thing that is really different is that the originals (in the F13 saga at least) show more tits. If they had come out 20 years ago, they'd be hailed as classics. The same goes for Malevolence on the 20 years thing. EASY, the absolutely are not the same as the originals Truant. Saying stupid kids do stupid shit and get killed is not a solid debate of the movies being the 'same'. Most slashers consists of what you are saying and basic elements will likely always be the same in every horror film from that perspective. Had they came out 20 years ago, I would still hate them. Malevolence was bad. Really bad. And the only likeness of Jason X and Freddy vs Jason is the character's name (Jason). The rest of the garbage was over the top cheesy junk. The best part of the originals is the simplicity. The difference is obvious but yet again you try to mesh tid bits of information into massive proportions.
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« Reply #56 on: March 22, 2007, 04:37:30 PM » |
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Hey I just did a movie with a guy in Malevolence. He is the big guy with the gun in that Gay Zombie thread. Serious! And I knew this with out looking it up!
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« Reply #57 on: March 22, 2007, 11:40:56 PM » |
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Yeah Malevolence is pretty good. And Jason X is awesome.
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« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2007, 11:48:11 PM » |
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that's cause "dickface" aka "that cock sucking douche bag" was in charge of the last 3 Jason movies. it's not without reason the "Friday the 13th" name died at part 8. yes, X was good.. in spite of itself though.
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« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2007, 11:55:49 PM » |
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You mean Kane Hodder?
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