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« on: March 14, 2007, 11:33:40 AM » |
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Here's my top fifteen, in no particular order:
Memorial Valley Massacre - fun flick, but I have to admit it's ridiculous
Exorcist II: The Heretic - brain damaged in every way, a total misfire
The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf - a cheese lovers delight
Nail Gun Massacre - hilariously inept in every way
Rock N' Roll Nightmare - I LOVE this flick, but must admit that it is terrible
Zombie Nightmare - same as above, this flick was perfect MST3K fodder
Silent Night Deadly Night II - has a few fun moments, but mostly a cheap retread of the first
Hell Of The Living Dead - retched Zombi imitation
Dead Heat - not really horror, not really funny, not really worth owning
Amityville 3 - another triumph from Dino De Larentis, just an awful flick
Cheerleader Camp - again I'll say this is a fun flick, but it really does kind of suck
Unhinged - slow and boring slasher flick, has a few moments but is hard to sit through
Jason Goes To Hell - I can't stand this flick
Jason X - bad beyond belief
Freddy Vs. Jason - I hate this flick and often ponder why I even own it
How many of these have YOU seen? Favorites? Least Favorites?
Post the stinkers in your collection too.
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Johnny Truant
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2007, 11:58:15 AM » |
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I love Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason is fun.
They are just like the originals, so I don't see why people have a problem with them.
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blasphemer1313
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2007, 12:01:18 PM » |
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The thing I didn;t like about Freddy vs. Jason was that it had Freddy in it.
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Johnny Truant
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2007, 12:04:44 PM » |
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And it didn't show Monica Keena's keenas.
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blasphemer1313
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2007, 12:05:30 PM » |
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Oh and I've seen all those except Memorial Valley Massacre. I'll have to think about this topic and get back to you. Generally I just sell the stuff I can't stand.
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blasphemer1313
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2007, 12:07:40 PM » |
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And it didn't show Monica Keena's keenas.
Yeah that too. I understand the movie is suppose to be just a fun "popcorn" horror flick but there were just far too many things in that movie that shouldn't have been done. And the guy they got to play Jason was fucking awful. He looked like the fucking Statue of Liberty carrying around the machete. |
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2007, 01:53:01 PM » |
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I'm not a big fan of Freddy VS. Jason either but I did like when Jason beat those people to death when they were in the sleeping bag. That made me giggle very much. I have seen quite a few on your list Brian but I kinda like Silent Night Deadly Night 2 cuz it was funny! GARBAGE DAY!!!!  I'll come back to this thread later and post my worst movies. |
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h yeah? Well kiss my plate Mr. Big Shot! Maby you forgot, this chrome dome bankrolled this food buisness! no lucky goose with a machette no head wound no head wound! NO fancy rollin grill-a-go-go! Ain't no fool, kiss it don't forget it!
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coffinrock
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2007, 02:28:50 PM » |
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Jason X and Jason vs Freddy ARE NOT like the originals. You HAVE bumped your big ole head Johnny Truant.
CHEESE AND RICE!
My worst DVD's in my collection are ...
MALEVOLENCE (blind buy - Johnny Truant said it was good. The other bad news, I paid like 25 bucks for it!!!)
CABIN FEVER (blind buy - somehow I had never heard of it until my cousin Justin told me about it -- good news it is one of two used DVD's I own so I didn't have to pay much for it. I got it from my local video store. The other movie was that movie with frankenboobie girl and that ugly guy that went overseas in The Rule of Attraction - I forgot the name)
FREDDY VS JASON (Blind buy of course, I wouldn't see it in the theatre but I bought it because I am a completionist)
JASON X (my admiration for Kane at the time made me overlook the fact that this was a shitty movie AND the fact that Kane gave me one of the counselor t-shirts used in the virtual reality scene didn't hurt either)
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Cthulhu23
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« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2007, 03:12:44 PM » |
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I love Jason X, but you have to take it for what it is. It is more of a horror comedy than it is a straight horror film. It is a very fun movie!
Brian I like Zombie Nightmare (Canadian Cheese) But it has to be the MST3K Version!!
The worst in my collection:
House of Wax (Remake)
Amityville (Remake)
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
Bloodlust (1961) Though it was a good MST3K episode
Van Helsing
White Noise
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MyDVDCollection"Freddy is like...THE BEST because when he kills you in your sleep, you like die in real life. THAT'S FUCKING REAL." Melinda Krueger
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coffinrock
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« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2007, 03:17:00 PM » |
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I have zero of those movies in my collection Cthulhu.
I actually enjoy the Amityville horror remake. Which of course, some of you know the true reason why but nonetheless, I was not bored with it. I doubt I will ever buy it but you never know!
I also enjoyed the house of wax remake just because I loved seeing Paris take it through the skull!
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Cthulhu23
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2007, 03:27:59 PM » |
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I had bought Cabin Fever as a blind buy, watched it once and traded it to a friend.
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MyDVDCollection"Freddy is like...THE BEST because when he kills you in your sleep, you like die in real life. THAT'S FUCKING REAL." Melinda Krueger
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blasphemer1313
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2007, 03:42:10 PM » |
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Alien vs. Predator is the worst movie ever made. I don't give a shit how "fun" it may have been the movie had nothing to do with either Alien or Predator. And can someone explain to me the logic of two monsters from OUTER SPACE fighting in Antarctica?
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Cthulhu23
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« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2007, 03:44:36 PM » |
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Yeah, add that one to my list as well
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MyDVDCollection"Freddy is like...THE BEST because when he kills you in your sleep, you like die in real life. THAT'S FUCKING REAL." Melinda Krueger
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« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2007, 04:39:25 PM » |
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A Dead Calling
The Surgeon
Dark Water
Happy Birthday to Me
Unhinged
Within the Woods
Pulse
Jealous Eyes
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"You found me beautiful once." "Honey, you got reeeeal ugly"
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Cthulhu23
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2007, 04:59:12 PM » |
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You don't like "Happy Birthday to Me" ?
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MyDVDCollection"Freddy is like...THE BEST because when he kills you in your sleep, you like die in real life. THAT'S FUCKING REAL." Melinda Krueger
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