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What the fuck did you just say to me?
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« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2010, 12:28:06 AM » |
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My ex-girlfriend called me today to talk about Human Centipede. Stupid life wrecking whore, I love her.  |
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« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2010, 08:41:12 AM » |
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I plan to finally watch this today. Happy Fartsgiving!
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« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2011, 12:36:45 PM » |
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« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2011, 08:33:26 AM » |
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THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE is so mainstream that SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE did a little nod at the end of a skit this past saturday.
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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2011, 01:46:05 AM » |
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I don't care how mainstream it is, we all just know our horror movies, and it's fucking annoying that every idiot that watches this thinks they're into hardcore gore and shit now. STFU. It's a stupid ass piece of shit. Go watch Salo or Anthropophagus and then come talk to me babydicks.
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« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2011, 11:34:18 AM » |
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When the movie first came out, I heard a lot of hype about how "sick" is was. To a point, I was interested; I have gorehound intentions from time to time and I usually indulge in them when I am feeling rather brainless. I managed to watch the film and was severely disappointed with the product, for a number of reasons.
The most obvious: the hype is really just that, hype. The movie's reputation really stems from the fact that we more or less have to watch a guy shit down a woman's throat (more have to use your imagination) and that is the extent of it. The concept of a human centipede amused me, thinking of it as a sort of frankenstein-ish tale, but when I found out it was this ridiculous "ass-to-mouth" gag, the movie quickly become one giant poop joke.
The directing: Tom Six's style is really archaic and fairly bland when it comes down to it. It takes the over-the-top stories of the 50's science horror crazy, but finds away to attach it with a modern sort of one dimensional characters. This movie really failed to deliver me into the real meat and bones and I just felt really disappointed that the horrid story couldn't have been saved by an original directing style of any sort.
Over all, the movie really works better as a dark comedy, because it truly fails to deliver as a legit horror.
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« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2011, 03:47:03 PM » |
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I fast-forward through most of it. I kept looking for some kind of poop scene, but guess I missed it. It is becoming pretty popular though! South Park, Saturday Night Live, Horror Yearbook  |
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« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2011, 06:50:40 PM » |
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I could not stop laughing when he had those diagrams up on the overhead projector
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« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2011, 07:06:34 PM » |
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I could not stop laughing when he had those diagrams up on the overhead projector
Lol you mean the diagram we had posted up top before they accidently got removed? |
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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2011, 07:52:10 PM » |
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The movie made me laugh a lot too. Why did they pick a Japanese guy to be at the front?! The first time he dumps in her mouth I lost my shit because he's screaming Japanese and the subtitles just say "I gotta shit... sorry dude." So funny. You can watch the trailer and catch the gist of everything though. It's a forgettable movie that people who don't normally watch horror movies aren't forgetting and it annoys me.
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« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2011, 09:50:55 PM » |
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I could not stop laughing when he had those diagrams up on the overhead projector
Lol you mean the diagram we had posted up top before they accidently got removed? Exactly, I actually thought you drew those at first |
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