Back in the day, I used to own this 80's porno that starred Sharon Mitchell as a porn star who goes on vacation and housesits at her sister's suburban house. She also keeps an eye on her nephew. Her nephew is a virgin in high school, and there is a subplot about him trying to fuck his virgin cheerleader girlfriend. Sharon Mitchell promptly fucks the house maintence man (who recognizes her as a porn star) and in another scene she fucks delivery man Ron Jeremy on a washing machine. Then she begins pimping her porn star friends out to the teachers at her nephew's high school. There's an orgy scene with three teachers and three whores. The climax of the film is the scene where the nephew finally fucks his girlfriend. Sharon then leaves the house and the neighborhood better than she found it and goes back to her career making dirty fuck films. As the credits roll there were was bloopers and footage of Sharon Mitchell swearing like a drunken sailor.
Sadly, I cannot remember the title of this classic porno flick that I used to beat off to all the time in junior high. What really stands out is that there was a scene where Sharon had sex with a chinese food delivery man played by Ron Jeremy on a washing machine. I still remember that scene verbatim:
RON: That will be $50.
SHARON: I don't have that much, all I have is $20.
RON: Lady, this shit ain't cheap you know. This is real beef. I need $50.
SHARON: Can we barter?
RON: I need cash money, I don't barter.
*Sharon lifts up her shirt, exposing her chicken breasts*
RON: I have just begun to barter. Can I suck them? You don't mind?
And then Ron fucks her on the washing machine. I wish I knew what movie this was.
Do any of you know???
