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« on: December 14, 2006, 01:47:50 PM »

We just got two pictures of 'Death Proof' & "Planet Terror'



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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2006, 02:09:04 PM »

I am greatly anticipating this film.
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2006, 04:01:24 PM »

You ain't the only one  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2006, 06:43:04 PM »

Same here!   *drools ................................ everywhere  :lol: *
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 01:53:02 AM »

Most Anticipated Film of 2007.
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 11:40:27 AM »

They have a big old stand up for it in my theater here.  It's awesome looking.....I want to steal it but it's at least a 3 man job and I need a van to do it.
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 01:03:31 PM »

I just really hope it doesn't suck after all this build up.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 01:15:18 PM »

That's all well and good but do you have a friend and a van you can come to NC with and help me liberate this thing from the theater?
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2007, 12:59:33 AM »

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They have a big old stand up for it in my theater here.  It's awesome looking.....I want to steal it but it's at least a 3 man job and I need a van to do it.
You really think you can find two other people who will help you and not want it too?
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2007, 01:37:05 AM »

We'll have to have joint custody.  You are a mexican, do you have tobacco picking friends who travel in a school bus who might help?
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2007, 01:39:57 AM »

:shock: You are horrible!
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2007, 01:43:50 AM »

Hey Traunt, why don't you ask your mom. She knows them better than I do.
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2007, 01:52:30 AM »

when I was 15 me and my friends went to go see As good as it Gets and my mom had taken us to see it.  It was in this ghetto theater that was there before the new multiplex moved in.  They only had like 2 or 3 people working and they weren't paying attention.

So we decided we wanted to take the stand up for Titanic with us.  

My friend Brad (who was the tallest at around 6'2" or so) would grab it, while the other two would hold the door open for him to run out.  My mom was the one to pick us up (as we were 15)  and I would go out to the car and pop the trunk before she knew what was going on so they could shove it in there (it was a deep trunk, as she drove a Dodge Dynasty at the time).

So Brad comes tearing ass out of there holding the big old Titanic stand up with one arm dragging behind him like he is some sort of samurai and that is his chosen sword.  This was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.  

So everything is going off without a hitch thus far.  They get it in the trunk and IT IS TOO BIG!  THE TRUNK WILL NOT CLOSE!  We are laughing at the absurdity of the situation but do not want to go to jail so we hit it as hard as we can to make it fold inward and keep slamming the trunk down until it fits, then we all jump in the car.  My mom is freaking out, not knowing what in the hell is going on and we all tell her to "DRIVE!!!!! DRIVE!!! DRIVE!!!!!!"  

Fortunately, she does!  We tell her something like they told us we could have it or some shit.  We let Brad keep it.  He took it out in the woods behind his house and shot it to death.
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 01:54:04 AM »

Sounds like a plan.
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 01:55:15 AM »

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Hey Traunt, why don't you ask your mom. She knows them better than I do.


This is true.
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