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Author Topic: The Mortician 3D: Starring Method Man and Edward Furlong  (Read 880 times)
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« on: September 20, 2010, 11:45:57 AM »

LMAO! Check out Method Man! Furlong is the new Corey Haim.




The Mortician processes corpses with a steely regard. He is alienated and cold. He feels threatened by his new employee, Noah, who brings the notorious gangster, Carver, to the mortuary door. The Mortician’s attention is pricked by the tattoo of Botticelli’s 'Birth of Venus' on the body of a murdered young woman, Jenny. A fleeting recognition triggers a sequence of haunting dreams from his childhood. He discovers a scared child, Kane, fleeing the morgue. Carver interrogates him about the whereabouts of the boy. The Mortician witnesses Noah drag Kane into the shadows of a derelict tenement. Forcing him to act, Kane sparks the Mortician's emotional awakening. Emerging from his icy state, the Mortician and Kane become reluctant allies united in their struggle to escape the physical and emotional chains that threaten to imprison them.
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 01:24:14 PM »

Edward is the new Corey Haim, LOVE HIM!  Hopefully he's not hitting the drugs as hard though...a little drugs is okay.  Plus, How High is one of my favorite films and Method Man gets a pass for life for that one.  This one should be a winner with me.



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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 01:31:49 PM »

If he isn't hitting the drugs than something has been hitting him because he looks like shit.
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 01:35:58 PM »

Well...sometimes people just don't age gracefully...but it's probably the drugs.



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