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« Reply #60 on: May 27, 2009, 09:04:46 PM » |
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Yeah but my roommate would be pissed if he walked out of his room to find me rubbing one out all over the kitchen. I like to use my computer for porn too. I'm glad this has become such a personal conversation. I feel like you guys can now respect me more as a man instead of just a mean hard hitting moderator. You see... under this hard shell, I'm just a man, but I'm working on that.
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« Reply #61 on: May 27, 2009, 10:06:08 PM » |
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Linoleum is easier to clean
and you can break dance on it too |
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« Reply #62 on: May 27, 2009, 10:51:10 PM » |
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Linoleum is easier to clean
and you can break dance on it too Sliding on your socks will lead to injuries/death. Yeah but my roommate would be pissed if he walked out of his room to find me rubbing one out all over the kitchen. I like to use my computer for porn too. I'm glad this has become such a personal conversation. I feel like you guys can now respect me more as a man instead of just a mean hard hitting moderator. You see... under this hard shell, I'm just a man, but I'm working on that.
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« Reply #63 on: May 28, 2009, 07:37:20 AM » |
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so back to the neverending story.
andrew was jerking his tallywacker one afternoon and his room mate walked in on him
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« Reply #64 on: May 28, 2009, 01:32:51 PM » |
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so back to the neverending story.
andrew was jerking his tallywacker one afternoon and his room mate walked in on him
Andrew bricked all over him on accident |
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« Reply #65 on: May 28, 2009, 02:49:41 PM » |
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" crikey!" said the room mate in a cockney accent. "i thought we'd talked about this before. you jerk it! you do it in the bathroom or the shower like a civilised person!"
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« Reply #66 on: May 28, 2009, 05:00:03 PM » |
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Andrew just said "feels good man."
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« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2009, 12:01:03 AM » |
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Polar Bears attack Andrew's roommate
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« Reply #68 on: May 29, 2009, 04:55:59 PM » |
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Andrew jumps into the polar bears arms, and the two bust out the front door to the house, they both front flip through the air and when they're at the highest point they possibly can be at they high five eachother so hard, the house explodes behind them.
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« Reply #69 on: May 29, 2009, 06:35:14 PM » |
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then a turd storm starts to shower down upon them, painting em both brown from head to toe
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« Reply #70 on: May 29, 2009, 10:38:50 PM » |
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Many more explosions as Michael Bay sleeps well at night
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« Reply #71 on: June 01, 2009, 08:18:07 AM » |
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Andrew and the Polar bear quickly run into a barn to get outta the rain, and they rinse off in the barn's horse trough. The polar bear gets cold, so Andrew offers to share a blanket he found.
Andrew- (nothing but the sound of rain) ........... Polar Bear..
Polar Bear-... I don't want it to end.
They stare at eachother for a moment before Andrew makes his move. He passionately kisses the polar bear on his cheek. Then they start frenching pretty hard.
Narration- Once upon a time, there was a girl I knew who lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled. When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that ever happened to me, that mattered, in some way had to do with her. That day, Winnie and I promised eachother that no matter what that we'd always be together. It was a promise full of passion, truth, and wisdom. It was the kind of promise that can only come from the hearts of the very young.
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« Reply #72 on: June 01, 2009, 08:24:24 AM » |
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*i get by with a little help from my friends by joe cocker, starts to play quietly in the background*
as andrew and the polar bear share a tender moment. an albino farmer walks into the barn and says "well, i'm glad your safe....but, if you wanna stay here...there's gonna be a catch. you ever hear the one about the traveling salesman? well, if the two of you wanna sleep here tonight...you have to fuck my three sons"
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« Reply #73 on: June 01, 2009, 02:58:16 PM » |
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His three sons turn out to be Moe, Larry, and Curly
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« Reply #74 on: June 01, 2009, 04:22:11 PM » |
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"woop woop woop woop woop! hey andrew! me first!" shouts curly
"no way ya chowder head! i'm gonna bend over, and he's gonna fuck me up the ass first!" replied moe
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