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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2009, 06:35:29 PM » |
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Meanwhile on the other side of town the undead alligator was causing a little havoc of his own, there were body parts everywhere.
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2009, 06:37:26 PM » |
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Except elbows, those he wore as a necklace.
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2009, 10:52:04 PM » |
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Full from his flesh feast, the undead alligator decides to take a nap but gets interrupted by a few armed officers who think they're bullets can penetrate his undead scales...stupid fools.
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« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2009, 02:06:14 AM » |
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Unknowningly to Jenny, the super undead alligator has a super undead 25 inch penis that has a razor point edge.
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2009, 09:38:13 AM » |
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Meanwhile Bob is stuck at his mundane job selling seashells by the seashore and dreams of a life of adventure.
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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2009, 02:59:25 PM » |
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Bob gets his wish as he discovers he is right in the path of the undead alligator and Jenny and her army, the showdown is about to begin and Bob is right in the middle.
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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2009, 01:46:16 PM » |
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Turns out the alligator's name was Philard. Philard had discovered earlier in the year that he had cancer and was going to die. Bob, Jenny, and the Alligator became close over the next few months, sipping tea in the gator's garden, and hearing stories of the gator's long fulfilled life. Philard died on a Tuesday morning. He had gone peacefully, but Bob still couldn't choke back the tears of his dead friend. He held Jenny's hand tightly as the two watched the ambulance carry him away.
"Goodbye Philard... goodbye..."
Bob begain to scream cry.
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« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2009, 10:36:42 PM » |
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It turns out Bob got sunshine from Philard and dies. Jenny had hot graphic PG-13 sex with Bob and got his sunshine too. She moves in with her sister in Compton.
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« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2009, 01:39:16 PM » |
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Hot graphic PG-13 sex?  |
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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2009, 03:29:39 PM » |
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WIl had sex with her too.
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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2009, 07:06:43 PM » |
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Jenny died a few days later after severe injuries that were caused by Philards razor sharp 25 inch penis. She was buried next to Philard and Bob.
However, since Philard is undead, he arose and started to eat babies and shit diamonds.
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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2009, 07:25:07 PM » |
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LOL @ this story...
Meanwhile in Mexico Philardo the illegitimate son of Philard swore revenge on his father for treating his mother like dirt. He is a Mexican wrestler.
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« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2009, 02:31:24 AM » |
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He wanted his revenge to be sweet so he bided his time and made sure nothing was out of place.
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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2009, 07:57:06 AM » |
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Philardo search a very long time for his father, Chico Santiego. Philardo found him in a transsexual strip club called The Three-Legged Skirts, sipping on lime juice and swallowing down mayonnaise between two buns. Philardo challenges Chico in a no holds bar, ladder match.
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« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2009, 12:07:13 PM » |
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Plot holes Steve.
Philardo wins.
He ends up going on a sky diving trip, but his parachute doesn't come out. He dies. And when he dies.. he lands on a bunch of special children and nuns.
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