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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2009, 05:59:31 PM » |
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I'd marry Estelle Getty because "Stop of My Mom Will Shoot" is underrated. And if it's her corpse we are talking about, I could "Weekend at Bernies" her, which is always fun.
I'd fuck Megan Fox, because she's Megan fucking Fox.
And I'd kill Magic Johnson, cause he's really got nothing going for him any more.
Next Up: DJ Tanner, Kimmie Gibler, Michelle Tanner
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« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2009, 09:32:49 AM » |
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let's see, i'd marry dj tanner cuz she's the thick one
i'd fuck kimmy gibler, because she's a pig and i could probably sit on her face for the better part of an hour
and i'd kill michelle tanner cuz she looks like a little monkey
M/F/K? - Rhea Perlman, Bridget the Midget, Chyna
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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2009, 07:41:06 PM » |
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let's see, i'd marry dj tanner cuz she's the thick one
i'd fuck kimmy gibler, because she's a pig and i could probably sit on her face for the better part of an hour
and i'd kill michelle tanner cuz she looks like a little monkey
M/F/K? - Rhea Perlman, Bridget the Midget, Chyna
Marry Chyna (Maybe the swelling in her clit went down?) Fuck Bridget the Midget (In a weird way it sounds kinky) Kill Rhea Perlman (Ugh) M/F/K Boobiliscious Bitches: Karen Black, Dolly Parton, Bridgette Nielsen |
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« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2009, 07:47:21 PM » |
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I can't even do this one. I'd fuck Dolly Parton, but I wouldn't marry any of these bitches, and I most certainly wouldn't touch Karen Black OR Bridgette Nielsen.
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« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2009, 11:06:16 PM » |
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thems ain't the rules andrew....finish what you started...after all, i said i'd fuck chewbacca
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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2009, 09:18:22 AM » |
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ok, i refuse to let this game die.
marry fuck or kill
Billy from the crate on Creepshow, Betty Boop, Linda Hamilton
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« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2009, 04:46:15 PM » |
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Ill take a crack at it ......i would marry Linda Hamilton because we could do pullups together, fuck Billy because Adreane Barbeau was smokin and had a sweet rack and i would kill Betty Boop , Maybe she can have a small cameo in Rob Zombies Tyranasuarus Rex and get dismembered... O.K......Marry, Fuck....Kill.....Janeane Garafolo, Molly Shahnon, Amy Poller....
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« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 05:45:27 PM » |
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I'd marry Garafolo. Fuck the SHIT out of Molly Shannon. I'm not sure why I'm so attracted to her, but deal, and I'd kill Amy just cause.
Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Biel
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« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 07:49:46 PM » |
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ok
i'd kill all 3 of em, cuz they're boring ass white broads but that's not the way the game is played.
i guess i'd marry gwen stefani, have skat sex with jessica biel...and i'd kill jennifer aniston cuz i hate that bitch.
Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, Sally Jesse Raphael
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« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 11:16:50 PM » |
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Okay,
I'd marry Ellen, cause even though fucking is out of the picture, I could still watch her and Portia De Rossi eat beaver.
Fuck Sally Jesse, just so I could shoot a brick all over those glasses.
And kill Rosie O'Donnell because she's Rosie O'Donnell.
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Pam Voorhees, Mother (from Mother's Day), and Marion Ross
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« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 11:50:51 PM » |
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Marry Marion Ross
Fuck Pam Voorhees
Kill Mother
Jack Black, Heather Lagenkamp, Tiffany Shepis
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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2009, 07:41:37 AM » |
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i'd marry heather langenkamp (cuz she was fucking nancy!)
fuck tiffany shepis
and kill jack black....if the meth he's on don't kill him first
MFK - Nicole Bass, Jasmine St Claire, Crackhead Bob
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2009, 01:35:17 PM » |
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Marry Crackhead Bob (For the crack)
Fuck Jasmine St Claire
And I'd try to kill Nicole Bass
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« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2009, 02:51:38 PM » |
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nicole bass would press slam you like the ultimate warrior.
no one's gonna set up the next round?
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« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2009, 06:25:58 PM » |
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Ok...
MFK Elvira, The Crypt Keeper, Commander USA
GO!
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