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DirrTy_Matt
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« on: May 23, 2009, 11:06:00 PM » |
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everyone familiar with the game Marry Fuck Kill?
NO?
it's simple. name three people, and out of those 3 you have to pick one you'd marry, one that you'd fuck, and one that you'd kill and the reasons why. i'll start!
MFK - Gilligans Island. Misses Howell, Ginger, Mary Anne
First, i'd marry Misses Howell for the money, i'd fuck Mary Anne cuz she's a dirty girl and I love the brunettes, and i'd kill Ginger because I can't go for that diva fucking bullshit.
Now it's your turn.
MFK - Saved by the Bell edition
Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, Jesse Spanno
GO! and set one up for the next poster
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WIL
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2009, 08:37:54 AM » |
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Lmao!
Screech, Zack, Miss Bliss
Different Strokes!
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JBirdman13
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2009, 10:22:10 AM » |
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idk if Will understood you.
Marry Zack
Fuck Miss Bliss
Kill Screech
Chewbacca, Han Solo, Obi Wan Kenobi
Go!!!!
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DirrTy_Matt
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2009, 10:49:20 AM » |
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allright, i'd marry han solo cuz he's the boss
fuck chewbacca cuz he'd be a wild fuck
and kill obi wan cuz he'd try to control my mind with those jedi mind tricks
ok next up is
pauly shore, angela from sleepaway camp (the character, not the actress), bea arthur
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2009, 11:45:02 AM » |
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I thought I was supposed to pick the person I would want to Marry/ Fuck / and Kill from Saved by the Bell then pick a new show. What did I do wrong?
You sure wouldn't marry Zack he is a playa! Screech would take care of you for the rest of your life. Fuck Miss Bliss!
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2009, 11:45:38 AM » |
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Oh I got it I did screw it up.  |
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DirrTy_Matt
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2009, 12:20:24 PM » |
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Oh I got it I did screw it up. yes you did wil...but its ok so next up is pauly shore, angela from sleepaway camp (the character, not the actress), and bea arthur GO! |
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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2009, 12:42:32 PM » |
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That is hard. Is Bea Arthur alive or dead?
If she is the dead Bea Arthur...
Pauly Shore/ Bea Arthur/ Angela
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2009, 12:43:46 PM » |
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Here is an impossible one!
Gary Coleman/ Webster / Punky Brewster
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DirrTy_Matt
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2009, 12:56:28 PM » |
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Here is an impossible one!
Gary Coleman/ Webster / Punky Brewster
let's see, i'd marry gary coleman just to have someone around to say "what'choo talkin bout dirrty?", i'd fuck punky brewster cuz she grew some huge ass tits when she got older, and i'd kill webster...cuz it'd be easy to kill him. just step on him like a bug. ok, here's an even harder one andre the giant/ hulk hogan/ ultimate warrior |
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JBirdman13
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2009, 04:59:20 PM » |
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Marry Hulk
Fuck the Warrior
Kill the Giant
the fat guy from Borat whose name I can't remember, Yokozuna (the wrestler), Marlon Brando's dead body
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2009, 06:11:27 PM » |
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can we go back to women?
frankenhooker, kathy bates, tammy faye baker
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2009, 10:29:24 PM » |
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can we go back to women?
Fine then: Marry - kathy bates Fuck - frankenhooker Kill - tammy faye baker Mrs. Bate's corpse, Grandpa from TCM, Tar Man This one has one woman just for Matt |
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2009, 02:05:21 AM » |
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Nope, I'm taking this one.
Marry Mrs. Bate's corpse because that way I could make my parents happy, but not have to put up with the bullshit that most women deal men.
Fuck Tar Man because it would be like oil wrestling.
Kill Grandpa from TCM because I always wanted someone to and no one would ever even touch the son of a bitch let alone swing that fucking malet back at him.
Marry/Fuck/Kill:
Angela (Night of the Demons), Zombie Trash (Return of the Living Dead), Mary Lou Maloney (Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II)
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2009, 09:50:25 AM » |
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i'd marry angela, fuck zombie trash cuz trash has always been a fantasy of mine (my girlfriend too), and kill mary lou
M/F/K
Magic Johnson, Estelle Getty from the Golden Girls, Megan Fox
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