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« on: September 12, 2007, 01:52:16 PM »

ahh yes.. sweaty titties and swords.. swords and sweaty titties.. and a fur cape if you're lucky! fuck elves and fairies, that shit's queer! barbarian cat fights all the fucking way!  this is my current kick.. one of the oldest and best exploitation genres if you ask me.. even before Conan forced it to it's peak. personally, i prefer the Barbarian bitches to Gladiatresses or Cave Girls.. like the Boris Valeo meets 80's heavy metal slut ones. when they're all naked i guess it doesn't matter though.

One Million Years BC (sure before the days of nudity.. but hey, Raquel Welch.. much hotter than Daryl Hannah or Rae Dawn Chong)
The Amazons
Barbarian Queen
(it's hard to beat a film that has rape within the first 20 seconds)
Deathstalker 1-4
Red Sonja
(another stretch.. but i remember watching it on TBS and they were bad at editting out nudity so as a kid it enforced this had to be a titty movie into my head.. the comicbooks were much better though, lots of gore and nudity)
Perils of Gwendoyln in the Land of Yik Yak
Cave Girl
(the one with the fat guy from Dudes)
Warrior Queen
Gladiator Eroticus
(damn funny)

i swear there were millions more, but i'm drawing a blank. i think Xena may have killed this genre, no more Playboy Playmates in leather skirts jiggling Cry



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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2007, 05:20:23 PM »

and wtf.. how did Pirates of the Caribean fail to spawn a lesbian pirate queen genre?
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 02:27:58 PM »

Barbarian Queen is a masterpiece!!! a masterpiece!
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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 03:59:12 PM »

My favorite is THE PERILS OF GWENDOLYN. Chicks rule the underground world and battle each other and have sex. There was a butterfly as well, but that didn't make any sense. Gwendolyn falls in love with this bearded sweaty guy that reminds me of Mad Max.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 03:24:44 PM »

My favorite is THE PERILS OF GWENDOLYN. Chicks rule the underground world and battle each other and have sex. There was a butterfly as well, but that didn't make any sense. Gwendolyn falls in love with this bearded sweaty guy that reminds me of Mad Max.
Zabou was hotter than Tawny too!

did you ever read any of the old comics? i never did
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2007, 10:10:37 PM »

Hundra (1983) is a great one too.. Laurene Landon, ex-wrestler/model turned actress plays Hundra.. her Amazon village is raped and killed while she's out hunting (by men who don't talk.. they just grunt, burp, laugh and fart alot). after she avenges her people, her quest becomes to get knocked up so she can repopulate her tribe.. which means she has to learn to act like a "lady" heh. plenting of virgin rapings and Hundra even fights a barbarian midget riding a shetland pony at one point!

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