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« on: December 27, 2006, 10:13:44 PM »

Midget Exploitation a very small genre but still a great one.

Terror of Tiny Town aka Terror Comes to Tiny Town is an impossible to find midget movie.. or at least it was in the days of VHS. i think it's available on DVD now though, i'm not sure. i need to find out and obtain it. unable to get a copy growing up though, i've only heard of what sounds like one of the best movies ever. filmed in like 1938, it's a black and white western featuring an all midget cast. they even ride shetland ponies  Cheesy.



Wizard of Oz. we all know that one.

Under the Rainbow with Chevy Chase, Carrie Fischer and Mako, another midget classic. taking place in a dream sequence of the hotel the midget actors of the Wizard of Oz (who do nothing but drink and raise hell) were over-booked at during the films production.. then a tour bus breaks down outside, filled with japanese tourists, all in white suits taking photographs of everything non-stop have to check in.. add a nazi midget (Billy Barty) searching for his japanese contact. shit, this movie has everything!

Time Bandits came out the same year as Under the Rainbow.. holy shit, what a year! It's about a bunch of midget bandits that travel through time robbing people. John Cleese and Shelley Duvall were also in this Terry Gillium directed film.




that's all i can think of that has more than a couple token midgets. i'm sure there's a Snow White movie or two i missed. if anyone knows of any other please say so!
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2006, 03:38:17 AM »

YAY, midgets!
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2007, 04:54:11 PM »

where's the love for dwarploitation at?  Grin







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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 03:44:02 PM »

How about?












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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 03:52:28 PM »

Time Bandits!  Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 11:19:06 AM »

wait these don't "exploit" dwarves, it gives them jobs and makes me love them even more. We should rename this "Dwarfcelebratation"
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 02:40:26 PM »

I wouldn't mind haveing relations with a midget someday. 
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2007, 11:28:47 PM »


BEWARE THE DWARF!!
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2007, 10:22:13 AM »

I think I pissed my pants! *Shudders* Fuckin' scary!
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2007, 02:06:02 PM »

i'm gonna mention Under the Rainbow again because i loved it as a kid and as an adult it's still awesome! it was Phil Fondacaro's first film, one of Tony Cox's first, had little legend Billy Barty.. Chevy Chase, Carrie Fischer, Adam Arkin and Mako. it takes place during the making of the Wizard of Oz where a local hotel gets over-booked with all 100+ of the Munchkin actors (who like to party), a bus load of Japanese tourists who barely speak English breaks down in front so they have to stay there too. talk about Heaven on Earth! add Billy Barty as a Nazi spy (with a monocle!) and his Axis contact (Mako) trying to find each other in all that mess, while Chevy Chase has to stop them!


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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2007, 01:31:43 PM »

does bloodsucking freaks counts?

I love The sinful dwarf Shocked
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2007, 02:04:10 PM »

Ralphus was an ewok!
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2007, 08:49:23 PM »

Eww we had that video of him somewhere on the site. I am going to find it because it it fucking hilarious and very disturbing.
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2007, 08:52:47 PM »

VIDEO HERE
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 12:53:22 PM »

I've heard this is a funny film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430216/
The Impossible Kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlWnSMz_hy4

Actually, I'm not sure if he's a dwarf or a little kid..haven't seen it yet
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