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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2008, 12:57:04 AM » |
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Here is a review I did on one of his flicks awhile back.
Title: The Pig Keeper's Daughter
Director: Bethel Buckalew
Exploitation type: Nudie Cutie, Sexploitation, Hicksploitation, Bumpkin Boff-fest
Review: First off, it should be said that this movie is as close to being hardcore pornography as you can get without showing penetration. It probably is not something you want to watch during family movie night.
The Pig Keeper's Daughter is wonderful journey into rural America. We get to see the sexual exploits of a bunch of horny hillbillies, who are not at all shy about dropping trough and going at it in the hay. The plot is very simple, Moonbeam is 19 and way too old to not be hitched, and her virgin neighbor, Pretty Patty is ready to learn about the birds and the bees. Both of them get boned by super-stud, Jasper the Farmhand, who plows their furry fields for the bulk of the movie. Another scene of note is when the slick perfume salesman is seduced by a young (and buxom) hitchhiker.
The movie is filled with corny humor and acting that makes a high school production of Grease look like the Godfather, but who cares? It is good natured, fun, and full of hot naked chicks willing to show it all from every angle while faking orgasms. Utlimately, I laughed and had a nice wet spot on the front of my boxers at the end of the film, and that is all these movies are about. I am giving this movie a very solid B+, with the only negative being a sex scene involving a very plain looking middle aged woman.
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