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I was pleasantly surprised to open my mailbox and find a screener copy of the latest Crispin Glover horror epic – SIMON SAYS waiting for me. He who walks with density first turned heads in the horror genre way back in 1984 with his incredible dance moves in Friday The 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter. After years of appearing in big budget Hollywood blockbusters and directing movies with all-retard casts, Crispin has recently returned to his horror roots with starring roles in the poorly received Willard and Wizard Of Gore remakes. SIMON SAYS on the other hand is notable for NOT being a remake, and for being the first time horror effort from the 60-something year old director of Harry & The Hendersons! It also sat on the shelf for three years waiting for a release. Could it be THAT bad?
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Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
When I opened my mailbox the other day I was surprised to find a package from my drunken and shiftless editor Wil. I knew the package came from Wil because it was addressed in crayon and smelled like cheap whiskey. I don’t remember getting an e-mail about this one either. This is what my friend Chop-Top would refer to as a BONUS BODY! The package contained an advance screener copy of a flick titled THE LANDLORD that classifies itself as a “horror/comedy/drama.” I have to admit that description made me a bit apprehensive, as did the 98 minute running time. But I’m a big time highly respected movie critic now, so I swallowed my fears (along with some Miller High Life) and popped the disc into my dvd player.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
No crap this time around. Wil was nice enough to pass along a screener copy of the new film from writer and director James Eaves. Eaves has been making a name for himself in the UK over the last few years with a trio of well received horror flicks – Sanitarium, Hellbreeder, and most recently The Witches Hammer. Eaves most recent effort is a self described “horror science fiction feature film” entitled BANE. I was much impressed after watching the trailer for Bane online and was looking forward to finally seeing it. I’m happy to report that I wasn’t disappointed!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Another day, another e-mail from Molly. This time around she sent me a list of flicks that needed reviewing. When I said I would be interested in watching B.T.K., she replied with “I knew you would want to watch that one.” Apparently I’m the resident serial killer fanatic. I’m also a rape and torture enthusiast, so a horror flick based on the crimes of Dennis Rader should be right up my alley.
Dennis Rader was a Wichita Kansas serial killer who claimed ten victims between 1974 and 1991. From all outside appearances, Dennis Rader was a perfectly normal happily married man who served his community as both a compliance officer and a Cub Scout leader. He was even elected president of his Lutheran church congregation council…
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, a column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, a column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to send my way.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, a column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings! Welcome to another edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THEW MAILBOX, a column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings! Welcome to another edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings! Welcome to another edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, an exciting column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to throw my way. Anchor Bay Entertainment was nice enough to recently send along a double feature of their latest dvd offerings and they wound up in my mailbox. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, a column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks decide to throw my way.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another exciting edition of IT CAME FROM THE MAILBOX, a column where your old pal Brain Hammer reviews whatever random crap the good folks at horroryearbook decide to send my way.
