Published by wil January 4th, 2010
in Horror/Porn.
This may be old news to some, but our official scumbag Chris, just sent me the cover art for Dexxxter, a porn parody of Showtime’s hit serial killer show… And we love us some horror porn parodies here at Horror Yearbook.
“Pink Lotus Entertainment has put together another fantastic parody, Dexxxter—it’s sure to add a whole new allure to crime and punishment.
Join sex crime investigator, Dexxxter Whoregan (Nikki Rhodes) as she investigates some of Miami’s sexiest and raunchiest cases. Adult stars Lexi Belle, McKenzie Sweets, Kya Tropic, Lynx and more perform in some steamy scenes in this parody on the Showtime hit, Dexter. Fans of the original show will appreciate the attention to detail, and hardcore porn lovers will surely get off on this hot feature!”
This is a must have for all true Dexter fans!
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Published by Kevin Touch December 7th, 2009
in Horror/Porn.
The staff of Horror Yearbook loves Horror/Porn parodies; from The Sex Files to This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody to The Whores Have Eyes… And I’m proud to announce that a few of our favs have been nominated for a 2010 AVN Award this year. Here is a list of the horror/porn nominations. For a full list of the 2010 AVN Awards Nominees click here. Link is safe for work and people under the age of 18!
With the online surge of internet porn becoming the new go to destination for perverts and the purveyors of the perverted arts, which in turn brought the porno industry quickly down in financial heights and quickly made them turn to the one staple of their business which nearly had been forgotten about over the last 10 years, the porn parody movie.
Yes, as Gore Vidal once mentioned, “The porn business has prostituted itself.” I don’t want to go a whole BOOGIE NIGHTS written detail over the last 10 years of porno here since I am a big dumb lazy bastard and the more info on the topic of smut I disclose will further convict me of perversity. Needlessly to say, there has less titles like ON GOLDEN BLOND and more like SHUT UP AND BLOW ME #98, but desperate times bring desperate measures and a return to a pseudo creativeness has returned to the pornographic arts (instead of the regular plastic surgery). But hey, you did get a Gore Vidal quote out of me.
The porn parodies are getting a bit out of hand, but I couldn’t resist the tagline, “Hustler Hunts for Things That Go Hump in the Night!” Check out the trailer and press release below!
I wonder what porn company is working on the Paranormal Activity spoof? You know its coming.
“Recently acquiring the talents of director S. Wayne, the This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX parody follows the PAPS team—the Pacific Association of the Paranormal Society—as they search for answers to the unexplained, the undead and the undersexed!
This is the first Hustler Video production directed by S. Wayne. Known throughout the industry, S. Wayne has been producing sexy monster thrillers and adult films since 1998. He garnered great success and awards for titles such as Tales From the Clit and Kung Foo Girls.
Published by wil October 29th, 2009
in Horror/Porn and INTERVIEWS.
Here is our last interview from this year’s Exxxotica convention in NJ. Jessica Drake is a Wicked “contract star” who has starred in the horror/porn film Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre and the new Sc-Fi movie 2040.
Wicked Pictures is known for making high quality porn movies that are “feature” driven aka porn with a story. In the video below Drake tells us about her new film and what it means to be a Wicked Pictures’ “contract star.”
Published by wil October 13th, 2009
in Horror/Porn and INTERVIEWS.
I’m surprised more low budget filmmakers have not figured out the possible benefits of using adult film star Joanna Angel in their films. The Punk Princess of Porn could potentially be one of the best crossover stars for the horror genre. She is the star of the horror/porn films Re-Penetrator and The XXXorcist, and she embodies a lot of the underground culture that is popular with the genre’s fans. With a lack of quality modern Scream Queens these days, I can think of no one better to fill the void than Joanna Angel herself.
Back in August we reported that Fox threatened to sue over a X-Files porn parody, the studio releasing the film just changed the title and went ahead with the film anyway.
Below you can check out the PG YouTube trailer of The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody, that should be currently available on DVD.
Directed by Sam Hain, and starring Kimberly Kane, Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Aurora Snow, Gracie Glam, Jackie Daniels, Angelica Raven, Tory Lane, and Taylor Vixen.
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody is from Revolution X and is being distributed by Digital Sin, whose sister company, New Sensations, is the mastermind behind the sexy spoofs of The Office, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Friends and 30 Rock.
Published by wil September 22nd, 2009
in HORROR EVENTS, Horror/Porn and NEWS.
Actually we never made it to the Miami show because our resident scumbag and celebrity nude expert Chris Cooper flaked on us. So technically this will be the first time we have attended an Exxxotica event.
Horror Yearbook Editor WIL Keiper, and She So Crazy’s Sarah Pullin will be attending the 2009 Exxxotica convention in Edison, NJ on Sept 25. We will be chatting with some of porn’s hottest crossover stars like Joanna Angel (Breath of Hate, Warning!!! Pedophile Released), Jenna Haze (This Isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody) and HYB fav Sasha Grey (Smash Cut).
The great month of October is nearly upon us and with every general store stocked with candy corn, eye ball jaw breakers and gummi spiders, their will also be shelves filled with a vampire issue of Playboy. That’s right folks, you’ll think you’re watching Misty Mundae’s Crimson Tide after picking up this issue. It’s filled with lustful vampire nudity, vampire articles, and most likely, and these would be my favorite, the vampire cartoons.
The Undead she-bloodsuckers are back and lets keep them kicking. It has been vampire mania ever since Twilight made an appearance on the big screen and spawning television shows such as True Blood (which rocks by the way) and now Vampire Diaries.
Published by Steven Tee September 10th, 2009
in Horror/Porn.
Yes! A Twilight film I WILL definitely watch! The sexy 2009 female performer of the year Jenna Haze will star, and hopefully in the sequels, in This isn’t Twilight: The XXX Parody. Jenna will play the role of a porny, horny Bella, who is played by Kristen Stewart in the actual movie. This parody will be released by Devil Films on October 15th – just in time before Halloween!
I’m reviewing porn movies on the internet, boy my parents are gonna be so proud (especially with my third DUI I got 2 weeks ago. Hey that’s where I’ve been). This is actually my second pornographic feature that I’m doing on here, but the first was ANOTHER NIGHT IN CHINA which is more of a horror movie (and my pick for “Scariest Movie of 2009″), so that shouldn’t really count. You might be asking what my creditials are to be reviewing this smut on this horror movie website. Well I’ve have met Ron Jeremy 3 Times and it is a parody of THE HILLS HAVE EYES and since I look like Mini Michael Berryman. So here we go.
Published by Kevin Touch September 4th, 2009
in Horror/Porn and NEWS.
Porn has become so mainstream I am surprised that more horror directors are not casting porn stars in their films these days. You know they will get naked, they are probably cheap, and if your film is going to suffer from bad acting, it might as well be by a hot porn chick.
So I applaud the makers of Haunting Kira for getting my attention by casting Joanna Angel in their film, because they sure weren’t getting it with her co-stars Monique Dupree and Rachel Grubb. Angel has starred in the porn parodies Porny Monster, Repenetrator The XXXorcist plus many other “adult titles.” Ari Lehman, Kathleen Kinmont and Donna Hamblin round out the rest of the cast.
Published by Kevin Touch August 24th, 2009
in Horror/Porn.
Twentieth Century Fox has objected to Digital Sin/New Sensations’ plan to release a porn parody of the X-Files. They were probably worried that the skin flick version would be better than the two X-File movies they previously released.
In a letter sent to Digital Sin, a representative from Fox demanded that the adult film studio change the title of their film. Even though the company didn’t think the movie infringed on Fox’s rights, they still agreed to their request and switched The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody to The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody.
Published by Kevin Touch August 4th, 2009
in Horror/Porn.
You can check out the censored trailer for The Whores Have Eyes here. Claudia Valentine stars in the latest porn parody of the Wes Craven classic The Hills Have Eyes
“It was a really cool movie to make,” said Valentine. “Having not seen the movies, I didn’t know what to expect but it came out awesome. I’m really excited to see what the horror fans think because I know the original is so revered. That and my sex scene is really hot! I loved screaming! Having the viewer feel the terror I felt as the mutant surprised and ravaged me; allowed me to succumb to pleasure.”
Not a new porn movie but a horror/comedy about porn actors starring one of the most famous, Ron Jeremy. “The cast and crew of an adult film, stranded in a blizzard, must band together against a mysterious and deadly alien, which has possessed the actor with the biggest part–Ron Jeremy (naturally). Now, with the monster on a killing spree, the race is on to trap and destroy it before there are more victims of its peculiar skills.”
Sounds like fun and it pays homage to Alien and The Thing. Check out the hilarious trailer below.
UPDATE: I just noticed this stars Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it came out on DVD like a week ago. How the hell did we miss this? You can buy it here
