Archive for the 'Horror/Porn' Category

The Texas Vibrator Massacre (2008) The Playground Movie Reviews

Director: Rob Rotten

Cast: Seth Dickens, Jamie Elle, Rob Rotten, Roxy Deville, Jack Vegas, Eric Swiss, Ruby Knox, Daisy Tanks

por·nog·ra·phy (pôr-nŏg’rə-fē) noun

1 : the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement 2 : material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement 3 : the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction

“Horror Porn”… the term is pretty redundant. It’s almost as if Merriam and Webster were watching Friday the 13th in their pajamas, with all of the lights off when they thought of the third definition of “pornography”. The two genres are brothers in offense and have been thrown together by the Christian Right and others as contributing to the downfall of civilization (and panties). They claim what violence and sex in cinema warp the minds of our young and lead them down a path of fucking and killing. I disagree, it’s pussy that leads one down a path of fucking and killing (Don’t give me that look. It’s a joke, dammit).

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Review by Greg Baty of The Playground Movie Reviews.

Xxxorcist (2006) Movie Review

You’ve probably heard of this spoof, if not, well.. you have now. It’s brought to us by same people who gave us Re-Penetrator (Read Review Here lead star, “punk rock princess” and anal queen, Joanna Angel and director Doug Sakamann of Troma and LBP (Low-Budget Productions) fame.

Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre - Movie Review

If you’re like me (and I know both the people who look at this site are) you think even the best slasher flick could be even better if only it had some hard-core sex. Unfortunately, the horror-porn genre is a terribly small one and most the shit is just a crappy novelty at best.

Re-Penetrator: Chris’ Short Takes

Troma and LBP (Low-Budget Productions) vet. Doug Sakmann brought us this is parody porn (the best kind if you ask me) a few years back. Having never heard anything about it other than the name, I soon forgot all about it. Then, a few months ago it randomly popped back into my head and was surprisingly easy to score a copy of, so duh.. I watched it.