Films about the walking undead are a dime a dozen. Every Joe Schmo can make a zombie feature length film with his Hi-Def hand-held camera and a modest budget, but this indie ambition in trying to be the next George A. Romero is a false Godsend sent straight from God knows where and seeks what most (ignorant) people crave in horror movies – a good amount of blood and guts. Eventually, the needle in the hay stack will be found, but the agonizing scrambling and digging through endless projects can wear a person down and make their eyes tire of bad taste and boredom. However, a zone lies in between that sole most glorious needle and that vast amount of crap.

The bright white, elongated face in the midst of a midnight black cloak from the Scream franchise creates a notoriously feared fictional serial murdering figure of the late 90s to early 2000s. The appearance of Ghostface is simple and could be said to be masking an earlier counterpart in Michael Myer’s William Shatner mask and mechanic jumpsuit, but with evil does not need bells and whistles. What evil needs is a clown nose and a dangerous-wielding vibrator when hunting down the cast and crew of a XXX production. This is exactly what happens in Vivid’s latest spoof entitled Scream XXX: A Porn Parody!

Normalcy. This term might be the description you, I or even the next door neighbor might label ourselves as we are people who live out our lives day by day with work, family and personal business. As a family, normalcy is getting up at 6 A.M. just for there to be enough time to prepare the work day; normalcy is making sure the kids aren’t causing mischief by throwing firecrackers at the neighborhood drunk on his happy hour walk to the bar; normalcy is kissing your wife at night because she won’t give in giving it up before bedtime.