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Dissecting HUMONGOUS (1982, DVD Review)

Scorpion Releasing

WARNING: If you don’t like spoilers, do not read any further. This review will be full of them. Sorry, that’s just how I roll.

The trailer was my first exposure to this film. I remember seeing it on TV and it immediately caught my interest simply because of its title—HUMONGOUS! Based on what you see in it, you can easily assume it’s a monster movie, and that’s what I thought it was. I also thought it took place in a jungle and not the woods.

I didn’t end up actually seeing the movie until it hit cable, and it hit right around the time that HBO series, THE HITCHHIKER, was playing. The guy who opens and closes the show, Page Fletcher, is also in HUMONGOUS. He’s in the prologue only, and from what IMDB says, HUMONGOUS was his first acting gig.

As the movie went on, I quickly learned, to my disappointment, that it wasn’t the kind of monster movie I was hoping it would be. There’s a monster in it, no doubt, but it’s of the deformed man-child variety. I watched it regardless, and in the end it never made much of an impression on me. It’s funny, though, how your tastes in movies change as you get older. Movies you may have liked and even loved in youth, you may end up disliking or outright hating as an adult, and visa versa. HUMONGOUS falls into the latter category thanks to an opportunity I had, via a bootleg DVD I secured, by happenstance mind you, to see the movie before it hit “legit” DVD.

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Blu-ray Review: Cannibal Holocaust (Shameless Entertainment)

Being a movie hoarder, er….collector, certain titles repeat in my collection and not just once, twice but sometimes three, four or five editions of the same title. Gaining numerous items of the exact title does a number on my subconscious; the notion that is inserted about these various editions leaves me lethargic in getting to the actual movie and, in turn, can cease my ambition in reviewing a blu-ray edition of one of the best, if not the best, exploitive movie we’ve seen to date! Cannibal Holocaust is notorious around the world and was once believed, and probably considered still is, a snuff film even if the actors have revealed themselves alive and well. In my eyes, Cannibal Holocaust is a kind of snuff film, but not the sort of snuff film that you’re thinking.

DVD Review: The Funhouse [Arrow Films]

When people think of director Tobe Hooper, the outstanding Gunnar Hansen, chain-swinging Texas Chainsaw Massacre film from 1974 will be the first relative thought to pass behind their eyes. The automatic thought process can’t be helped; Hooper has pre-determined and programmed our minds with his best and most popular work. He did such a good job at consolidating our minds that we can’t even envision his other work that stands alone out there in the cinema world (with the exclusion of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 because that is part of the same franchise.).

DVD Review: Savage Streets (Arrow Films)

The only movie to bring Linda Blair, Linnea Quigley and John Vernon together where drugs, rape and murder live and breathe on the streets of Los Angeles. In an era where the punk-apocalypse was in high time with similar films like Death Wish 3 and Class of 1984, Savage Streets fits snugly right into the fold creating a mixture of women empowerment, revenge and crime doesn’t pay. Though Savage Streets lacked a popularity-winning audience, the Danny Steinmann and Arrow Films released film exploits a lot of guts in this more urban day of the woman flick.

The Reel Reviewer: Child’s Play (Holland, 1988) Blu-ray Review

Children are creepy. Dolls made to resemble children are creepier. This is what makes Child’s Play a frighteningly bold movie. It makes the childlike doll an actual character, giving it life, a voice, a persona and a motive to kill. Child’s Play introduces a madness that topples over our notion of precious innocence and it cuts deep into our childhood to where we can never look at a doll the same ever again.

Horror on the Horizon: Uninvited / Mutant (Clark, 1988/Cardos, 1984) DVD Review

I always knew cats were the devil’s spawn. Now, I have proof! This is one bad mutated pussy and when I say bad, I mean so awful it wreaks of weeks old kitty litter. But, really, what is so scary about a cat except the fact that they are the most independent little shits on the face of the earth? This movie delivers a knock out of laughter instead of chills and thrills. It is purrfect for a Friday night backup-backup plan and it is a cheesy, 80′s creature feature contender.

Not so Basic Instincts: The Banker (1989)

What can I say? Sure I think Robert Forster is the hottest thing since low-fat cheese and yeah he just happens to be in the last two erotic thrillers I reviewed but that has nothing to do with why I chose The Banker as my next film. It just so happens that he made a few of these movies back in the day and I just tend to own them because like I said, he’s hot.

Chris Short Takes: Cavegirl (1985) & Hundra (1983)

Sure this is a romantic-comedy and has nothing to do with horror. So why am I talking about it? Because it’s Another USA Up All Night “classic”, it has Michelle Bauer naked and I’m really fucking bored.

It Came From the Mailbox: Calamity of Snakes (Review)

A few weeks ago I got an e-mail from Molly asking me if I would be interested in reviewing a fucked up movie called CALAMITY OF SNAKES that a friend of HYB’s was distributing. She even assured me that it would be a really fun movie to watch while drunk or high.

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)

an, I’m almost offended no one here at Horror Yearbook has reviewed this classic yet! This is one of the best treasures the 80′s gave us and so much better than the original, if you ask me! USA Up All Night used to play this all the time when I was a teenager, but when that show went off the air and we eventually entered the era of DVDs, Mary-Lou became a distant memory.

The Boogeyman (1980) Retro Horror Review

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you killed your mother’s abusive boyfriend in front of a mirror, then twenty years later broke that mirror, reassembled it, bled on it, and hung it up in your kitchen? If so, then “The Boogeyman” has the answer for you!

New Year’s Evil (1980) Retro Horror Review

Welcome to a time when movies had songs written exclusively to use the title in the chorus, nurses were sexy and smoked in the hospital hallways, and the host of a New Year’s Eve New Wave countdown show could be in her mid-40’s and still hip! Welcome to New Year’s Evil!

From Beyond (1986) The Playground Movie Reviews

Mad Scientist, Dr. Pretorius and his assistant, Dr. Tillinghast (Combs) have invented a machine called the Resonator. The machine creates vibrations that stimulate the pineal gland. The gland grows to abnormal size and gives you a sixth sense that allows sight into another dimension (as well as making you a horny bastard) and the creatures and monsters that inhabit it. But they can also see you and they aren’t very nice.

Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980) The Playground Movie Reviews

Gather around the boob tube, it’s a reunion of the cast from Porno Holocaust and this time they invited the stunning Laura Gemser! OK, technically Porno came out after Erotic, but you get my drift. D’Amato has brought together the gang for, well, basically the same movie as last time

Trancers (1985) Movie Review

A while back (depending on when you read this) Charles Band and his company Full Moon made a comeback, offering a variety of great and long sought after merchandise, including the discontinued Puppet Master box set, the never before released Subspeices box set, and the long overdo Trancers box set.