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DVD Review: Maximum Shame

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Movie Review: Maximum Shame (2010)
Teacher: Carlos Atanes

Students: Ana Mayo, Marina Gatell, Ignasi Vidal, Paco Moreno, Ariadna Ferrer, David Castro, Eleanor James

High School: Fortknox Audiovisual

Study Guide: www.carlosatanes.com

I first became aware of Carlos Atanes’ third feature film Maximum Shame because its cast included, among others, the British scream queen Eleanor James, whom I really enjoyed in films such as Colour From The Dark and Forest of the Damned. I was even fortunate enough to meet her on the sets of Unrated – The Movie and Karl The Butcher Vs. Axe. Elle’s scene in Atanes’ movie, however, is rather short and weird… and to be honest it didn’t help much to aid my viewing pleasure of what’s most likely one of the strangest, most fucked up and unfortunately least entertaining flicks I’ve seen in quite some time.

If I understood correctly, the film tells the story of a husband and his wife who somehow end up in a nihilistic parallel world, which is basically an abandoned warehouse or factory. Stranded in that awkward scenario, the two lovers try their best to escape the cruelty of that place’s eccentric ruler, the so-called Queen, who gets kicks out of torturing her lackeys by poking them with sticks, eating cakes in front of their hungry eyes or singing to them in a shrill, annoying voice.

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After releasing his magnum opus Mutilation Mile last year, underground auteur Ron Atkins now gives us the release of his long awaited The Cuckoo Clocks of Hell, a story of two psychopaths who meet up in a post-apocalyptic world.

Movie Review: Panic Button (2011)

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Review: The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)

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DVD Review: Ratline (2011)

Eric Stanze has been one of the indie horror scene’s most prominent and influential filmmakers for at least 20 years. His production company Wicked Pixel Cinema has given us low budget wonders such as the 1994 shot-on-video demonic possession picture Savage Harvest, the 1998 Super 8 surreal, experimental art house horror film Ice From the Sun, one of the most disturbing and graphically brutal serial killer movies, Scrapbook, released in 2000 and introducing viewers to frequent Wicked Pixel leading lady Emily Haack, the Severed Head Network short films compilations, and the chilling psychological horror outing Deadwood Park in 2007.

Movie Review: Chillerama (2011)

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HYB Goes International With Super

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DVD Review: Wicked World (2011)

Barry J. Gillis, the Toronto based indie filmmaker who brought us the micro budget 1989 Super 8 gorefest Things, which he starred in and was directed by his partner Andrew Jordan with whom he co-wrote and co-produced, has recently unleashed upon the world a project that has been in development for the last 20 years.

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The latest release from Pittsburgh’s Michael Todd Schneider of MagGot Films (I Never Left the White Room, A Tribute to Sanity, …And Then I Helped, etc.) is this fun, psychedelic-styled horror anthology with an orangey VHS hue video quality and a “grindhouse” opening.

Movie Review: The Millennium Bug (2011)

When horror fans aspiring to be horror filmmakers wait too many years to make their first feature, it normally turns out like Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever; a movie with a little bit of everything thrown in it. It’s like banging a virgin; he’s so excited that he wants to do everything at once, and before you realize what is happening, he blows his load and falls asleep. The Millennium Bug falls into this category. Is it a monster movie or hillbilly horror film? Well… it’s both.