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The fact that Helen Hunt starred in three Trancers films makes up for the abortion she appeared in known as Bobby. Sharon Stone gets a pass for Basic Instinct, and Lindsay Lohan is okay with me because her train wreck of a life paid my bills for the last few years. No one else has an excuse, especially Emilio Estevez for directing that piece of garbage.

Anyway… Before I slipped into my PJs (who am I kidding, I’ve been in my PJs for almost five years) and a bottle of Jim Beam, I wanted to share Helen Hunt’s epic camel toe with you.

American Pyscho author Bret Easton Ellis came under fire after he compared the hit television show Glee to H-I-V. Ellis tweeted, “I like the idea of Glee but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I’ve stepped into a puddle of HIV?”

Avatar director James Cameron told Vanity Fair that he has no love for Piranha Part Two: The Spawning or Piranha 3D.

“You’ve got to remember: I worked on Piranha 2 for a few days and got fired off of it; I don’t put it on my official filmography. So there’s no sort of fond connection for me whatsoever,” he told them. “In fact, I would go even farther and say that… I tend almost never to throw other films under the bus, but that is exactly an example of what we should not be doing in 3-D. Because it just cheapens the medium and reminds you of the bad 3-D horror films from the 70s and 80s, like Friday the 13th 3-D. When movies got to the bottom of the barrel of their creativity and at the last gasp of their financial lifespan, they did a 3-D version to get the last few drops of blood out of the turnip. And that’s not what’s happening now with 3-D.”

Best title ever? Here is a great addition to our The Worlds of Full House and Horror Collide; Uncle Jesse, Rob Zombie and Howard Stern take a trip to the emergency room together. Zombie tweeted a link to his blog Saturday, where he posted a story about his eye infection on the Stern Show:

“I never figured this was anybody’s business but it seems as if everybody heard Stamos talking about on the The Stern Show. So here is a pic of the infamous hospital visit with my fucked up eyeball infection. If you didn’t hear about it basically I was hanging out and my eye blew up. Howard and Dr. Stamos rushed me to the hospital. My eye was saved.”