This week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are three awesome horror flicks that all feature the stunningly beautiful cult film actress Lynn Lowry! Lynn has a very unique beauty and presence that really makes her stand out amongst the pack of other, more well known genre actresses. She’s appeared in several films and television shows over the years, but is best known for a trio of her early roles that featured her as a diseased sex maniac! In honor of the lovely Lynn Lowry, LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
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This week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are a terrible trio of hardcore exploitation favorites. Three classic genre flicks filled with racism, violence, rape, & most importantly: REVENGE! I love flicks where lots of scumbags get wasted, especially when they really have it coming – and these are three of the very best! *WARNING* These flicks are not for the weak! If you suffer from overt political correctness or from the lack of a sense of humor you really shouldn’t bother reading any further.
Looking back I watched a LOT of fucked up horror flicks at what was arguably an inappropriately young age. (around 8 -10 years old) My parents would often rent horror movies or watch them on cable and I was almost always allowed to watch with them. The only time I wasn’t allowed to watch was when any nudity or sex was happening. My Mother would command me to cover my eyes whenever a nubile young camper would gamely expose her tits, and would only tell me it was ok to look when the same girl was about to be decapitated with a shovel! For this week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPTS I’m proud to present seven flicks that undoubtedly warped my mind. These are the flicks that made Brain Hammer the man he is today.
Are your ears still ringing from last week’s column? If so, the sheer VOLUME of this week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT will make your brain explode and your ears cry for mercy! Less talk, more rock. Let the heavy metal memories continue!
Gory greetings horror fans and headbangers alike! This week’s column is dedicated to those two great tastes that go great together: Horror Movies & Heavy Metal! I’m proud to present you gorehounds and rivetheads my thoughts on four superior flicks from the golden era of horror/metal hybrids. These flicks all feature long haired degenerate metalheads in staring roles and original soundtracks exploding with heavy metal thunder! Get ready to share in some priceless heavy metal memories. You just might bang your head till you bleed!
This week’s column is all about some good old fashioned r & r. I’m not talking about rest & relaxation, I’m talking RAPE & REVENGE! This week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are the three flicks that I lovingly refer to as “The David Hess Trilogy”: “Last House On The Left”, “Hitch Hike”, and my favorite – “House On The Edge Of The Park”. If the massive amounts of sexual sadism, torture, humilation, and suffering contained within start to overwhelm you, just repeat to yourself – “It’s only a column…only a column…only a column…
Are you a fan of Evil Dead/Bruce Campbell/Sam Raimi? If you are, this week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are perfect for you! This week’s “terrible trio” consists of three often overlooked 80′s horror flicks that all promenently feature “Evil Dead” alumni. These fun flicks also feature an abundance of splashy carnage and creative originality. Let the bloodshed begin!!!
Spring has sprung and I’m proud to offer the fresh faced horror fans of the world “a new beginning” via another terrible trio of horrendously overlooked horror flicks. This weeks selections are a pair of underrated 80′s slashers and one wacked out 70′s occult epic! LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings from the crypt! When I was thinking about doing a weekly column for horror yearbook I eventually decided that I wanted to review flicks that I think are often overlooked or under appreciated by most horror fans. This weeks column is exactly what I had in mind! This weeks PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are three of my favorite flicks by three of the most famous and important directors in horror history – Tobe Hooper, Sean S. Cunningham, and my personal favorite, John Carpenter!
In this weeks PICKS FROM THE CRYPT I have cooked up a cheese lovers feast! I hope you’re hungry! Not the usual “terrible trio” of reviews, this week I’m proud to serve up a sampling of six slices of especially ripe & cheesy 80′s horror! These flicks all deliver heaping helpings of blood and guts. They also meet your daily recommended requirements for gratuitous nudity and cheap, often unintentional laughs.
In honor of Bob Clark, this week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are the three films that comprise Bob Clark’s “horror trilogy”. Well not really a trilogy, but three of the all time great horror flicks in my opinion. All three are unique and extremely well made. Watching these superior flicks, it’s hard to believe this is the same director that later in his career offered up dung like “Baby Geniuses” to an unsuspecting, yet completely deserving world!
Gory greetings HorrorYearbook alumni! Welcome to the frightening first installment of “Brain Hammer’s Picks From The Crypt“; an exclusive column only available at HorrorYearbook.com where every week I recommend a different “terrible trio” of superior horror and exploitation films that I think deserve more attention. Best of all, these films are all widely available on dvd and can usually be found for a reasonable price to boot!
