Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! This latest edition of Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT is the second installment of my two-part tribute to the late, great Hollywood leading man Christopher George. Hardcore horror fans should immediately recognize Christopher George from the number of legendary horror and exploitation flicks that he appeared in from the late 70’s right up until his untimely death from a heart attack in 1983.
In honor of the one & only Christopher George…LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
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Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! This latest edition of Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT is the first installment of my two-part tribute to the late, great Hollywood leading man Christoper George. His incredibly prolific acting career started with playing a Warlock on an episode of Bewitched! From there, Christoper would go on to appear in numerous feature films including classics such as El Dorado, Chisum, and Midway, and several popular television shows including Wonder Woman, Fantasy Island, and The Love Boat!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Your old pal Brain Hammer is back from the grave with another batch of Brain Hammer approved PICKS FROM THE CRYPT! This time around I’m heading back to nature and throwing the spotlight on another terrible trio of criminally underrated backwoods bloodbaths. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Your old pal Brain Hammer is back with another batch of Brain Hammer approved PICKS FROM THE CRYPT. This time around I’m throwing the spotlight on a sinister selection of overlooked and underrated old school horror and exploitation flicks that feature classroom carnage. Thank God you’ve graduated! LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Your old pal Brain Hammer is proud to present a tribute to the one and only Giovanni Lombardo Radice (aka John Morghen).Regardless of what name appears on the title credits, Giovanni should be a familiar face to all fans of classic Italian horror. He has worked with such legendary Italian horror directors as Lucio Fulci, Ruggerio Deodato, Antonio Margheriti, Umberto Lenzi, and Michelle Soavi. Giovanni is a true horror icon, and his death scenes are some of the most spectacular in splatter flick history. This edition of PICKS FROM THE CRYPT features a fearsome foursome of classic Italian horror epics starring Giovanni Lombardo Radice. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Your old pal Brain Hammer is another year older…and not a damned bit wiser. To celebrate my favorite holiday, I shall now post my review of the greatest birthday bloodletting of all time!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Summer time is here and your old pal Brain Hammer is roasted in more ways than one. With temperatures hitting record highs, it seems like the right time to pay homage to some classic horror flicks set in the Summer. This terrible trio of Brain Hammer approved PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are three of the all time greatest summer camp slasher flicks from the 80’s that don’t have the words “Friday The 13th” in the title! It’s going to be a sizzling Summer Camp Slaughter! Don’t forget to bring a towel…and LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Your old pal Brain Hammer is back with another batch of Brain Hammer approved PICKS FROM THE CRYPT. This time around I’m throwing the spotlight on a terrible trio of overlooked and underrated 80’s slasher flicks featuring college campus carnage. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
With a title like THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD, you know you are in for a treat. The dorm the title refers to is 75 year old Morgan Meadows Hall, a former college dormitory that is now condemned and slated for massive renovations. Within the first minute of the movie we see a sweaty, out of sorts fellow running away from something or someone near the dorm. As he cowers in the bushes, an unseen assailant makes their deadly presence known and begins strangling him and hacking away at his hand with a knife. Cue opening credits and some impressively violent sounding violin shrieks.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to another edition of Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT. This time around I am featuring three of my favorite MASSACRES that don’t have the words “Texas Chainsaw” in the title. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Welcome to the 40th edition of Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT! It’s hard to believe that I’ve been spewing my deranged ramblings all over this website for almost two fucking years. Time flies when you are having fun. I’d like to thank my drunken and shiftless editor Wil for giving me a place to call home. Big thanks to Molly for sending me all sorts of goodies in the mail (I’m still waiting for those dirty panties you promised me!) and I have to give a big shout out to everyone that has given me positive feedback on the message boards over the last two years.
Gory greetings horroryearbook alumni! Your old pal Brain Hammer is back with an another batch of Brain Hammer approved PICKS FROM THE CRYPT. This time around I’ve selected three of my favorite fucked up flicks from the 1970’s. These classics are often overlooked by horror fans and deserve a larger audience. Best of all, all three of these flicks are available on dvd and can easily be found for a reasonable price. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greeting horroryearbook alumni! This latest edition of PICKS FROM THE CRYPT is dedicated to Jill Schoelen. Jill is one of the more underrated scream queens in my opinion. She appeared in a string of memorable horror flicks including Wes Craven’s Chiller (1985), The Stepfather (1987), Curse II: The Bite (1988), Cutting Class (1989), The Phantom Of The Opera (1989), Popcorn (1991), and When A Stranger Calls Back (1993). Jill has two major assets going for her: she is beautiful, and she is a great actress. I want to be classy in writing this column in hopes that Jill might read it, but I have to go for the cheap laugh. She looks like somebody’s sister… somebody’s sister I would like to fuck. Sorry, I had to say that.
Seasons beatings horroryearbook alumni! This special holiday edition of PICKS FROM THE CRYPT features six of my favorite festive fright flicks. HO! HO! HO! LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Gory greetings Horroryearbook alumni! In honor of the holiday I present my all time favorite Halloween horror flick that doesn’t have the word Halloween in the title!
Gory greetings! Your old pal Brain Hammer is back with another batch of Brain Hammer approved PICKS FROM THE CRYPT. This time around I’m throwing the spotlight on a terrible trio of criminally underrated backwoods bloodbaths from the early days of the 80’s horror craze. LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!
